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CAPTION THIS PHOTO!
Posted on 06/29/2004 4:43:18 AM PDT by 7thson
![](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040628/capt.stl10306282313.heinz_kerry_head_start_stl103.jpg)
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Unclassified; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: caption; heinz; kerry; teresaheinz
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To: 7thson
![](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040628/capt.stl10306282313.heinz_kerry_head_start_stl103.jpg)
"And then to get my skin real tight, I'm hung from the ceiling in shackles..."
To: 7thson
My husband's wound in Vietnam was
THIS BIG!
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posted on
06/29/2004 5:36:04 AM PDT
by
Dick Vomer
(liberals suck......... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.)
To: 7thson
..so I gave Teddy a hug..
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posted on
06/29/2004 5:36:29 AM PDT
by
ditto h
To: 7thson
Thought it was Jane Goodall at first.
To: 7thson
![](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040622/capt.mh10706222046.heinz_kerry_mh107.jpg)
Every time John tells me those Viet Nam massacre stories I get goosebumps!!!
To: 7thson
![](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040628/capt.stl10306282313.heinz_kerry_head_start_stl103.jpg)
So the big bad wolf jumps out and cries, "Ha ha! I'm going to EAT you!" And Little Red Riding Hood says, "Jeez, doesn't anyone hump anymore?"
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posted on
06/29/2004 5:43:25 AM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
("This house is sho' gone crazy!")
To: 7thson
"Eef do right, no can defense !!"
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posted on
06/29/2004 5:45:17 AM PDT
by
BSunday
(YES AMERICA CAN !)
To: 7thson
Heinz-Married: AWK! AWK! AWK!
Boy next to her: Mrs. Ketchup, I have to pee.
To: 7thson
"I hate you children this muhc."
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posted on
06/29/2004 5:55:22 AM PDT
by
ShandaLear
(John Kerry, the gift that keeps on giving!)
To: 7thson
"...and then Morpheus told me the Agents cut the hardline, so I had to kick a bunch of cops' butts to get out of that place."
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posted on
06/29/2004 6:28:50 AM PDT
by
Sloth
(We cannot defeat foreign enemies of the Constitution if we yield to the domestic ones.)
To: TigersEye
Gee, thanks! I'd forgotten that. Is it the sunglasses on top of the head???
That's just part of her mystique. Not being a man, I do not understand why she believes she is sexy but I guess it's just one of those things that the rest of us women do not understand-but she does.
To: 7thson
"KKRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!"
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posted on
06/29/2004 10:24:51 AM PDT
by
ItsOurTimeNow
("Forth now! And fear no Darkness!!")
To: 7thson
. . .if my husband, the Vietnam veteren, wins the election; then by the time you children are old enough to vote we will have you all hanging from socialist nanny state puppet strings, just like this. . .
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posted on
06/29/2004 10:25:10 AM PDT
by
Lead
To: 7thson
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posted on
06/29/2004 10:38:02 AM PDT
by
Pyro7480
(Sub tuum praesidium confugimus, sancta Dei Genitrix.... sed a periculis cunctis libera nos semper...)
To: 7thson
"...and when he actually signed my Pre-Nuptial agreement, I started jumping around like this..."
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posted on
06/29/2004 12:13:32 PM PDT
by
Pagey
((Hillary Rotten is a Smug and Holier- than- Thou- Socialist))
To: LoudRepublicangirl
Not being a man, I do not understand why she believes she is sexy but I guess it's just one of those things that the rest of us women do not understand-but she does.So you are saying Tuh-reeza is a man? Or was a man? I'm really confused now. I was just trying to figure how sunglasses on top of the head was any sexier than wearing a baseball cap backwards and now this!
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posted on
06/29/2004 7:23:11 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Intellectuals only exist if you think they do!)
To: TigersEye
I'm sorry. I think I wrote that while on my lunch break. I'm not sure what I was trying to say.
To: 7thson
"See kids, to give yourself a wedgy you wear pants like these and squat down like this."
Man, that looks uncomfortable.
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posted on
06/29/2004 7:28:31 PM PDT
by
mindspy
To: 7thson
Proof that even a $BILLION dollar$ in not enough to keep you from being a foolish idiot, having a frumpy and dumpy figure, wearing hand-me-down wrinkled pantsuits, having a K-mart lady hairstyle, spewing a constant stream of expletives, and yet, still believing you are sexy and desirable.
Are all Democrats stupid, or are all stupid people Democrats?
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posted on
06/29/2004 7:35:25 PM PDT
by
HighWheeler
(RATS hero is an impeached, dis-barred, lying, perjuring, cheating, lazy, cowardly sexual predator)
To: 7thson
![](http://pharaohs.addr.com/vulture.jpg)
Where's my carrion?
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posted on
06/29/2004 7:37:27 PM PDT
by
Porterville
(Fight Communism, vote Republican- and piss on france)
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