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CAPTION THIS PHOTO!

Posted on 06/29/2004 4:43:18 AM PDT by 7thson



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Unclassified; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: caption; heinz; kerry; teresaheinz
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To: 7thson

"And then to get my skin real tight, I'm hung from the ceiling in shackles..."

21 posted on 06/29/2004 5:34:10 AM PDT by DeFault User
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To: 7thson
My husband's wound in Vietnam was THIS BIG!


22 posted on 06/29/2004 5:36:04 AM PDT by Dick Vomer (liberals suck......... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.)
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To: 7thson
..so I gave Teddy a hug..
23 posted on 06/29/2004 5:36:29 AM PDT by ditto h
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To: 7thson

Thought it was Jane Goodall at first.


24 posted on 06/29/2004 5:37:04 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: 7thson

Every time John tells me those Viet Nam massacre stories I get goosebumps!!!

25 posted on 06/29/2004 5:41:17 AM PDT by End_Clintonism_Now (MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL CLINTON!)
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To: 7thson

So the big bad wolf jumps out and cries, "Ha ha! I'm going to EAT you!" And Little Red Riding Hood says, "Jeez, doesn't anyone hump anymore?"

26 posted on 06/29/2004 5:43:25 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham ("This house is sho' gone crazy!")
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To: 7thson

"Eef do right, no can defense !!"


27 posted on 06/29/2004 5:45:17 AM PDT by BSunday (YES AMERICA CAN !)
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To: 7thson

Heinz-Married: AWK! AWK! AWK!

Boy next to her: Mrs. Ketchup, I have to pee.


28 posted on 06/29/2004 5:54:25 AM PDT by AmericanChef
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To: 7thson

"I hate you children this muhc."


29 posted on 06/29/2004 5:55:22 AM PDT by ShandaLear (John Kerry, the gift that keeps on giving!)
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To: 7thson

"...and then Morpheus told me the Agents cut the hardline, so I had to kick a bunch of cops' butts to get out of that place."


30 posted on 06/29/2004 6:28:50 AM PDT by Sloth (We cannot defeat foreign enemies of the Constitution if we yield to the domestic ones.)
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To: TigersEye

Gee, thanks! I'd forgotten that. Is it the sunglasses on top of the head???



That's just part of her mystique. Not being a man, I do not understand why she believes she is sexy but I guess it's just one of those things that the rest of us women do not understand-but she does.


31 posted on 06/29/2004 10:19:14 AM PDT by LoudRepublicangirl (loudrepublicangirl)
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To: 7thson

"KKRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!"


32 posted on 06/29/2004 10:24:51 AM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow ("Forth now! And fear no Darkness!!")
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To: 7thson

. . .if my husband, the Vietnam veteren, wins the election; then by the time you children are old enough to vote we will have you all hanging from socialist nanny state puppet strings, just like this. . .


33 posted on 06/29/2004 10:25:10 AM PDT by Lead
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To: 7thson

"I am the Lizard Queen."


34 posted on 06/29/2004 10:38:02 AM PDT by Pyro7480 (Sub tuum praesidium confugimus, sancta Dei Genitrix.... sed a periculis cunctis libera nos semper...)
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To: 7thson

"...and when he actually signed my Pre-Nuptial agreement, I started jumping around like this..."


35 posted on 06/29/2004 12:13:32 PM PDT by Pagey ((Hillary Rotten is a Smug and Holier- than- Thou- Socialist))
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To: LoudRepublicangirl
Not being a man, I do not understand why she believes she is sexy but I guess it's just one of those things that the rest of us women do not understand-but she does.

So you are saying Tuh-reeza is a man? Or was a man? I'm really confused now. I was just trying to figure how sunglasses on top of the head was any sexier than wearing a baseball cap backwards and now this!

36 posted on 06/29/2004 7:23:11 PM PDT by TigersEye (Intellectuals only exist if you think they do!)
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To: TigersEye

I'm sorry. I think I wrote that while on my lunch break. I'm not sure what I was trying to say.


37 posted on 06/29/2004 7:25:18 PM PDT by LoudRepublicangirl (loudrepublicangirl)
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To: 7thson
"See kids, to give yourself a wedgy you wear pants like these and squat down like this."

Man, that looks uncomfortable.

38 posted on 06/29/2004 7:28:31 PM PDT by mindspy
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To: 7thson

Proof that even a $BILLION dollar$ in not enough to keep you from being a foolish idiot, having a frumpy and dumpy figure, wearing hand-me-down wrinkled pantsuits, having a K-mart lady hairstyle, spewing a constant stream of expletives, and yet, still believing you are sexy and desirable.

Are all Democrats stupid, or are all stupid people Democrats?


39 posted on 06/29/2004 7:35:25 PM PDT by HighWheeler (RATS hero is an impeached, dis-barred, lying, perjuring, cheating, lazy, cowardly sexual predator)
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To: 7thson

Where's my carrion?

40 posted on 06/29/2004 7:37:27 PM PDT by Porterville (Fight Communism, vote Republican- and piss on france)
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