Posted on 06/24/2004 6:12:18 AM PDT by dutchess
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Did Saddam have an affair with al-Qaeda? He left no doubt: "The answer is no." Saddam firmly resisted any temptation to hop in bed with al Qaeda. (Besides, who in their right mind would climb on the same bed with Teddy Kennedy?)
Hehehehe. The visual is sickening but the phrasing gives a nice warm belly laugh. A BIG Teddy size belly laugh.
Benedict Arnold????hehe ! Yep !
When I saw your comment on "My Comments" page, I immediately thought of a scene in an old "Leave it to Beaver" episode. Beaver told Wally (I think it was Wally) about the class tattle-tale being named "Arnold Benedict." Wally says "You mean 'Benedict Arnold', don't you?" I'm trying to recall Beaver's comeback. I think it was something like that was his real name and he is the class tattletale ??? .....
Leave it to Beaver opening theme song - 1961 version
MORE Leave it to Beaver Theme Songs, etc.
So - Little Boy Lost beseeches us to figure it out for him, to give him some kind of likable and credible identity??
Trying to look into his Thought Process, this is what I observed:
"Hmmmm - maybe if I look in here - -
there will be inspiration - - perhaps a will go on.
Lesee - which way is the wind blowing today?? -
okay, guess I'll go . . um . . thisaway - -
Steady as she goes -
I'll drop anchor for a while until a *Really Good Idea* drops out of the blue - - maybe some day one will???"
Hopeless, it is - -
I think it was Shell Fabras but I', not sure but the song seemed to fit JH2 today! :O)
((((dutchess)))!
LOL!
LOL! And to think, he was a sailor. Can you imagine being on a boat with him navigating?
(((PIPPIN)))
*LadyX shrieks, with hysterical laughter following!!*
Aeronaut, that is !! so !! funny!!!
((((Aqua)))!
Actually, yes !!
The boat would be rudderless - the sails ripped - the compass broken - a small leak developing into a bigger one, moment by moment -
The boat (read that *nation*) will be beset by hurricane force winds -
The liberals will line up on the shore saying, "There is no wind!" - while the conservatives man the oars in the hope of making headway against Evil Forces.
Tune in to your ABC Networks for a scintillating story on "How Kerry Earned His Stripes in the War Against All Logic" - - (snip)
- - and threw them overboard into the deep blue sea, no doubt? . . .
Hi Billie, Maggie and Aqua. On my way out the door and will be computer impaired until sunday. Have a lovely weekend all!
WHAAAT ???"
GASP !!!
How could that be ??!!
Everyone knows Bush Lied - -
You do the same dear.
In the words of the great Maha Rushie, "Words mean things". The left can scream "Bush lied, Bush lied" all they want because it sounds good to the mindless and the media will gleefully report it. Doesn't make it so though. And now when it comes home to roost with them, they can just pawn it off with their usual "Well it was taken out of context" or "the exact lie was never specified" BS and the complicit media dupes will grant the obligatory pass.
That's exactly what I visualized! lol
Bye Dutchess, have a nice time and thanks for bringing JohnHuang2's essay to us today. :)
Your latest "Report from the Affronted" compelled me
to do a not-so-scientific study.
My Conclusions are as follows - -
Exhibit "A"
Brain cells of a "Conservative Human"
Observations:
Normal - Able to reason well - Productive
Exhibit "B"
Brain cells of a "Liberal Human"
Observations:
Um... Not-So-Normal - Unable to reason - Unable to keep from distorting The Truth - Destructive tendencies
Overheard from the Collective 9/11 Commission;
"We Deny, Deny, Deny (hear a familiar echo there?) Bush got something right - why, he is SO FAR RIGHT, he - - "
Fill this in for yourself.. |:>))
Love whatcha say, Johnny,
~ LadyX
Thank you! Your hard work does not go unrecognized.
ROTFL!! You nailed it again!
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