Posted on 06/16/2004 9:42:41 PM PDT by kattracks
This past Sunday, Bill and Hillary Rodham Clinton had a chance to return to the scene of their many crimes - the White House - as President Bush hosted the unveiling of dual portraits of Bill and Hill. I guess it really was a co-presidency.
For the first time ever, a former First Lady is portrayed in a pantsuit - and a black one at that. I found it interesting that she came to the White House on Sunday dressed in a bright pastel still a pantsuit but one that would be suitable for a nationwide photo-op.
She was not disappointed. Saint Hillarys smiling puss graced the front page of the conservative Washington Times, in living color. Editors, perhaps attempting to shelter readers from too much exaggerated glee, tightly pulled facial muscles, and arched eyebrows over saucer-sized eyeballs, chose a colorful car bomb for the above fold. Everyone knows Hillary doesnt like to be on the bottom, so shell probably hold a grudge. Some of us still remember that the couple from Hope, AK found interesting ways to blow-up our White House, while they toiled in fear of the dreaded Vast Right Wing. Destruction comes in many forms.
Texas manners dictate that President Bush pretend he didnt know what he knew and didnt hear what he heard about their shameful White House antics but the Bush family has always been a class act. Still, I had to wonder about how far one should go to make nice with these people? As I recall, former President George Herbert Walker Bush also had an official portrait painted but I cant remember such mutual coziness when his painting was unveiled. Of course in those days, First Lady Barbara Bush presented herself wearing a bright dress and trademark pearls. She exuded charm, class and an understated power that didnt require a severe black uniform to send a signal to the troops saying that she was one of them.
The word on Capitol Hill is that Senator Hillary and all her staff, which mainly consists of unhappy-looking young women with perpetually frowning facial masks, have made a pact that all shall wear black pantsuits on a daily basis. This is because todays enlightened women (read Feminists) cant be bothered thinking about what to wear as they rise in the morning. They have more important things to think about. For example, like how to take over the world in 2008.
So, where did Hillary find that florescent blue pantsuit for Sundays occasion? Besides, whats wrong with pink? I thought that was her favorite color. Or, is it red?
No matter how Hillary screws up her face to please a camera, shes no Jim Carrey - shell never be funny. Likewise, theres no way she can project warmth because there isnt any. Hillary is a cold, calculating feminist who keeps her eyes on the big prize and her phony smile does not fool anybody who has had the dismal opportunity to have her under observation for the eight troubled years she dominated Bill Clinton and our nations agenda.
He had his girlfriends and she had the nation that was the deal.
Hillary, fresh from new attacks on President Bush, some fairly ugly and personal, didnt turn down a chance to come back to where it all came apart for her and Bill. Did she bring her tape measure to plan for new curtains in the Oval Office? Does she imagine these to be black as well?
And of course, in case anybody on the planet hadnt heard that Bills book was coming out, they were reminded by our satyr-in-chief that hes started his book tour. Republicans have always been known for their beautiful women. So I imagine Bill suffered greatly from his visit to the White House on Sunday. On some level, he surely knows that Republican women are never found throwing themselves at rock stars or serial philanderers, but then again hope springs eternal.
Never mind Bill, watch Hillary. She has designs on the presidency. If she ever gets where she craves to go, kiss your liberties goodbye. This cold feminist embraced the ideology of Karl Marx years ago and there is no evidence whatsoever that she has ever strayed from his teachings. Everyone is afraid to ask her, especially those in her own party. Its not a crime to be a Communist anymore, but apparently its a crime to talk about it. And, if the price for the White House is to let Bill wander the halls of the Old Executive Office building in search of new conquests, Hillary wont mind one bit.
Fidel Castro is known to grin on occasion as he lights his big cigar and there are even a few photos of Stalin looking happy. They were never seen without their uniforms and the bright colored medals did not make for a prettier picture. Loud color never hides treachery and a maximum leader wearing his uniform is always making a statement, if any care to see. The troops always understand, even if some outsiders never seem to get it.
The other day, I watched a cat stalk and torture a helpless mouse just before she killed and ate it. I swear I saw her grinning. The lesson? The mouse should never drop his guard because the cat has no sense of mercy and the cat is always hungry.
Gary Aldrich is president and founder of The Patrick Henry Center for Individual Liberty, a Townhall.com member group.
©2004 Gary W. Aldrich
Of course she wears the pants - she's the one with the cajones.
This column could have gone unwritten, and the world would have been better for it.
Ooooold Crus-tee!
The Burqua pre-cursor.
Also prevents making eye-contact with her highness
This is real venom. True, but venomous. The Hildybeast should try out some new style once in a while. Those pant suits are hideous, but then.....
Nice to find one writer who won't parse words when it comes to Hillary. Her pantsuit crusade is soooo tired, washed-up feminism. You'd think she could part with it for one measly portrait.
Pettiness and cattiness are not what this is about. Hillary is out to rule the world. She is a sociopath of the first order, and no matter what the color of her camouflage, whether pink, pastel or black, she is in deadly earnest. We must NEVER forget this. If the dims acually manage to steal the election, you can bet that The Rodham-Clinton will be snapping orders, hunched over a map table in some underground bunker, ruling her side of the Second Civil War...
Aldrich really, truly knows this witch. I'd say he's just reporting the facts.
I agree with you, any woman has the right to dress appropriately to hide her flaws.
Just remember though what she and her husband did to the author. He's obviously bitter. Did you read his book?
not with those cankles!
Pettiness and cattiness are not what this is about. Hillary is out to rule the world. She is a sociopath of the first order, and no matter what the color of her camouflage, whether pink, pastel or black, she is in deadly earnest. We must NEVER forget this. If the dims acually manage to steal the election, you can bet that The Rodham-Clinton will be snapping orders, hunched over a map table in some underground bunker, ruling her side of the Second Civil War...
Can you imagine the types of migraines she must or might suffer from? She's a very uptight, tense woman.
Pettiness and cattiness are not what this is about. Hillary is out to rule the world. She is a sociopath of the first order, and no matter what the color of her camouflage, whether pink, pastel or black, she is in deadly earnest. We must NEVER forget this. If the dims acually manage to steal the election, you can bet that The Rodham-Clinton will be snapping orders, hunched over a map table in some underground bunker, ruling her side of the Second Civil War...
And did you know that Billary knows something about being Commander-in-Chief?
It still would be helpful to all in the near vicinity of the Beast if she would change her panties more often than once a week -- regardless of the color of her outerwear.
The Beast makes my skin crawl -- but I understand that Janet Reno still pines wistfully for their weekly trysts.
My one serious wish in my twilight years is that I "pack it in" before she moves into 1600. That would be a fate far worse than death!!
My one serious wish in my twilight years is that I "pack it in" before she moves into 1600. That would be a fate far worse than death!!
Be careful what you wish for. My mother said that about Hillary being the senator from NY. My mother got her wish...and she's resting in peace today.
ping!
Bookmarking....
Well now that she is totally on her own, she seem to buy her clothes from the preppy dyke catalogues.
Why hasn't someone done a plastic surgery comparison between old and new hitlary?
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