[spokeshave]

"and all her staff, which mainly consists of unhappy-looking young women with perpetually frowning facial masks, have made a pact that all shall wear black pantsuits on a daily basis. "

The Burqua pre-cursor.

Also prevents making eye-contact with her highness

[dk/coro]

It still would be helpful to all in the near vicinity of the Beast if she would change her panties more often than once a week -- regardless of the color of her outerwear.

The Beast makes my skin crawl -- but I understand that Janet Reno still pines wistfully for their weekly trysts.

My one serious wish in my twilight years is that I "pack it in" before she moves into 1600. That would be a fate far worse than death!!