THERESA HEINZ KERRY'S SPEECH IS WRONG ADDRESS (SHE BOMBS BIG TIME! Snicker Snicker!)

NY Post ^ | 6/7/04

[TomGuy]

The Dem donor, who split seconds after Heinz's speech ended, could be heard saying, "That was the worst speech I've ever seen" as he exited the Hilton.

Sounds like her speeches are even worse than Jacquestrap's. They are in trouble if neither can deliver a decent speech.

[Rennes Templar]

I think she's one sandwich short of a picnic.

[mountaineer]

"The Flying Squirrel".

Would that make her "Natasha" and Effin' "Boris Badanov"?

[TomGuy]

Wouldn't that be bigamy, Mrs. Kerry?

Not if you are French. Heinz could be the husband and Kerry could be the mistress. That works.

[piasa]

There has to be a screw lose somewhere.

LOL... that there's a screw loose is also obvious since she married horseface- who has nothing to bring to the marriage that she couldn't obtain from marrying a beach bum... a beach bum has better looks, a more proportional ego, and treats flip flops as footgear, not a way of life.

[eyespysomething]

lol

[zeugma]

Looks to me like this woman can't get her first husband out of her head. What the heck did she marry Kerry for?

I've wondered that myself, given some comments about him and Americans in general that I've heard from her. I would think that with her money, she wouldn't need to be married to a senator to maintain a place on the cocktail circuit.

[OXENinFLA]

Most high-ranking officials had already taken off before Sen. John Kerry's wife began her speech nearly an hour late, and those who remained were treated to an often-rambling missive delivered just above a whisper.

How dare these little people question or comment that she was late. I'm sure Queen Ta-RA-za was doing something really important, like getting her the family's SUV detailed.

[kenth]

I thought the condescending tone of Al Gore was bad. Kerry's slow droning monotone, with unneeeded emphasis on each and every word, is worse. Memory nags at me whenever I hear him. I realized what it was - Big Tex. He speaks like Big Tex. No disrespect intended to Big Tex, since he's much more fun, exciting and human than John kerry.

[r9etb]

Never trust a female millionaire who buys a $20 Million jet and names it "The Flying Squirrel".

I think she was referring to herself....

[Aquinasfan]

Never trust a female millionaire who buys a $20 Million jet and names it "The Flying Squirrel". There has to be a screw lose somewhere.

LOL! Yeah, I think she's a whack-job too.

[areafiftyone]

That's why I think he caught her at a vunerable moment in her life. She has everything she needs in life and chooses the biggest loser in the bunch. I don't see any love in that relationship. It reminds me alot of the Clintons.

[Inspectorette]

I'm wondering what meds she's on. She looks to be the unhappiest, most depressed woman I've ever seen. Has she ever really smiled? Maybe she's still mourning her first husband.

Such a sad contrast to our beautiful, radiant, glowing First Lady Laura.

[Mo1]

A particularly uncomfortable moment came when the ketchup heiress commented that if her late husband, Republican Sen. John Heinz of Pennsylvania, were still alive, he likely would have been at the dinner supporting her current husband.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...

[JeepInMazar]

I also think it is interesting that this guy frames a speech as something he sees.

[SMARTY]

She's as tactless and ignorant as he is, they deserve each other and neither deserves to be in th WH! Classless bounders in charge??? Oh brother, NOT AGAIN!

[pettifogger]

really and truly LOL.

[AmericanChef]

-"Maybe, since he likely IS going to be voting for Kerry in November..."-

Hee-hee! You nailed that one!

[pennboricua]

I do not see a problem with the name and feel it is totally fitting, after all is it not full of "nuts"?

[shield]

Yes, she is dreaming/lying. Her husband would be horrified at her Tides Foundation supporting terrorist, and would never support Kerry.