[OXENinFLA]

Most high-ranking officials had already taken off before Sen. John Kerry's wife began her speech nearly an hour late, and those who remained were treated to an often-rambling missive delivered just above a whisper.

How dare these little people question or comment that she was late. I'm sure Queen Ta-RA-za was doing something really important, like getting her the family's SUV detailed.

[Mo1]

A particularly uncomfortable moment came when the ketchup heiress commented that if her late husband, Republican Sen. John Heinz of Pennsylvania, were still alive, he likely would have been at the dinner supporting her current husband.

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