Official Freeper "apology" thread: Let's tell 'em what we're "sorry" for

AP Rumsfeld Apology Story ^ | 5/7/04

[DoctorMichael]

I'm sorry that the hideous, cruel, ignorant, degenerate, schizophrenic-pedophile-worshiping, Jihad-declaring, 'belief-system' known as Iz-slam exists.

[spodefly]

I am sorry that I ate 5 bowls of 'Honey Smacks' last night right before bed.

[Mad Dawgg]

I'm Sorry John "Effin" Kerry's dad didn't "put a helmet on that soldier" we he had the chance...

(If ya know what I mean...)

[beachn4fun]

I'm a little bit sorry that I can't find much sympathy for those abused in this situation who have gleefully killed my fellow Americans.

[Redcoat LI]

I'm sorry that you just blinded me with this:

And I bet Hadji is sorry he left Johnny Quest for Ted Kennedy ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[shellylet]

I'm sorry that abuse AND TORTURE are committed everyday on innocent children in this country it is no big deal to the media or our elected officials.

[TNdandelion]

I was going to apologize before I decided not to. So at one point, I was thinking about doing the right thing before I decided not to.

However, I have no excuse that explains why my state sent Al Gore or Harold Ford, Jr. to Washington. We haven't been the same since Elvis died.

[Armed Civilian]

I am sorry we didn't listen to Patton and Kick Russia's A%%, I am sorry we didn't level mecca, I am sorry we liberated france, we should have taken over. I am sorry that our nation has been almost taken over by the aclu, peta, liberals, gays, and godless athiest. I am sorry that I live in Florida. I am sorry we don't hear from him anymore I am sorry she is not guarding the prisoners I am sorry we haven't told the rest of the world this enough I am sorry I am ending this post... More apologies to come.

[TSgt]

I'm sorry America didn't turn Mecca into a sea of glass on September 12th, 2001.

I'm sorry I live in the North and not in KY or TN where I belong.

[Belisaurius]

I'm sorry that Lew Rockwell and Ted Kennedy are holding hands and skipping along as they share their mutual hatred for President Bush and his administration.

I'm sorry that we no longer have a loyal and responsible opposition party.

I'm sorry we haven't been able to set up an Osama Bin Laden vs. Saddam Hussein cage match.

I'm sorry that Donald Rumsfeld has to put up with today's proctology exam.

I'm sorry that Spain has elected a Vichy government.

I'm sorry that a dozen bored, stupid REMFs in an Iraqi prison have insulted the sacrifices made by our soldiers and marines.

I'm sorry that John Kerry's 'misery index' has been 'aborted' by recent economic news.

I'm sorry that Nancy Pelosi is the best the House Democrats can come up with.

[Seaplaner]

I'm sorry that the dominant media selectively attack My President and our crucial war on terror (and the magnificent job our troops are doing), while they ignore the perfidy and sedition of liberals and leftists.

[tertiary01]

I'm sorry we have media that tries to create the news and inserts their opinions rather than just reports it.

[upchuck]

From the Brenda Lee song:

I'm sorry, so sorry
Please accept my apology

I'm sorry we have a press that will not report the truth.

I'm sorry the vast majority of Americans don't have a clue as to what's REALLY going on.

I'm sorry there were enough stupid people in this country to elect Bill Clinton POTUS, not once, but twice!

I'm sorry these same people have orgasms when they think about The Hildabeaste being POTUS. [shudder!!]

I'm sorry I didn't discover FR before Feb 15, 2001.

I'm sorry we have let the queers and fagots ram their twisted, perverted, disease laden agenda down our throats.

I'm sorry this country doesn't care that it is being overrun by a bunch of criminal aliens from Mexico, thus raising the IQ of Mexico and lowering it for the US. I'm sorry that politics have become so divisive.

And, finally, I'm sorry we can't understand you can't negotiate with folks who have a 14th century mentality.

I mean, I'm like really, really, really sorry, ya know?

[MeekOneGOP]

Oh. I'm sorry.

[Dr._Joseph_Warren]

For Iowans everywhere, I would like to apologize for reelecting Senator Harkin to yet another term.

Iowans apologize for providing the first victory for John F'ing Kerry and for so rudely taping Howard Dean's psychotic hyper-panic screams.

We also apologize to all Illinois residents living downwind from our hog lots.

[Belisaurius]

Since apologies are all the rage today, I'd like to apologise to the family of that women, Ms. Kopechne, on behalf of my good friend, the Hon. Senator from Massachusetts, Ted Kennedy.

[firewalk]

I'm sorry that I'm not sorry bump
thanks for the ping

[Christian4Bush]

I'm sorry that I can't just go to sleep until the day before the election, cast my vote, and then go back to sleep until the outcome has been decided.

I'm sorry that there are still those who call good "evil", and evil "good".

I'm sorry that people who would swear up and down that they want a President with character, integrity and leadership would so want to crucify him once he is there.

I'm sorry, I have to go right now.

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! Good pic.

[eyespysomething]

I'm sorry I voted for Democrats up until 1992.

I'm sorry our military is so strung by red tape they can't get their job done.

I'm sorry the Democrats hate our country so much that they view winning the Presidential election more important than winning the war on terror.