Official Freeper "apology" thread: Let's tell 'em what we're "sorry" for

AP Rumsfeld Apology Story ^ | 5/7/04

[Wolfstar]

Aides: Rumsfeld to Apologize to Congress"
By DAVID ESPO, AP Special Correspondent

WASHINGTON - Amid calls for his resignation, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld drafted an apology Friday for not keeping Congress informed about abuses of Iraqi prisoners in U.S. custody, defense officials said.
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FReepers, since apologizing seems to be the order of the day, let's show 'em how we "apologize!" Let me begin with my own profuse apologies to the entire nation:

I'm sorry we ever had a president who's version of the truth was to say, "It depends on what the meaning of the word IS, is."

As a Californian, I sorry for this pathetic bunch of Dems in my state's congressional delegation: Baca; Becerra; Berman; Boxer; Capps; Cardoza; Davis; Dooley; Eshoo; Farr; Feinstein; Filner; Harman; Honda; Lantos; Lee; Lofgren; Matsui; Millender-McDonald; Miller, George; Napolitano; Pelosi; Roybal-Allard; Sanchez, Linda; Sanchez, Loretta; Schiff; Sherman; Solis; Stark; Tauscher; Thompson; Waters; Watson; Waxman; Woolsey.

I'm so sorry people like Barbara Streisand, Michael Moore, Jane Fonda and any other members of the Hollyweird limousine-liberal crowd breath air.

I'm deeply sorry that the voters of Massachusettes keep sending Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy to the U.S. Senate.

[Gabz]

I'm sorry that Delaware keeps sending leftist plagarizers and wife beaters to the US Senate.

But I'm not sorry I no longer live there!!!!

[theophilusscribe]

I'm sorry we've spent so much money on midnight basketball and other social experiment programs that could have been better spent on MOABs, Daisy Cutters, and better salaries for the military!

[Grammy]

I'm sorry that both Clintons aren't currently in jail.

[Reactionary]

I'm sorry that liberals are such ideological fanatics they could care less about national security. Instead, they play politics with everything in hopes of regaining political power.

[gov_bean_ counter]

from a John Denver song...

I'm sorry for the way things are in China
I'm sorry things aren't what they used to be
But more than anything else, I'm sorry for myself
For being without you. OOOOHHHHH...

[Arrowhead1952]

I apologize for all the dumbocRATs that are using our precious oil and oxygen.

[Not A Snowbird]

I'm sorry my state keeps sending the likes of Jim McDermott and Patty Murray back to Washington.

[reagandemocrat]

I'm sorry that Maxine Water's mother couldn't have an abortion.

RD

[WinOne4TheGipper]

I apologize for the fact that Oklahoma sucks. ~~~I'm outta here.:)~~~

[rbmillerjr]

levity bump

[Not A Snowbird]

I'm sorry you don't get the joke.

[pbear8]

I'm sorry that it's all Bush's fault.

[Lady Jag]

I'm sorry that we have a hoard of treasonous bastards in the Democrat party, which they have the nerve to call 'democratic'.

Democrats

The Turncoat Party

[tiamat]

Redcoat LI wrote:



I'm sorry that you're sorry that I'm sorry that DemocRATS Suck!!!!!!!!

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LOL!

We could do this forever.

I'm sorry I started it!

;-D

[petercooper]

I'm so sorry that Islam is not the religion of peace.

[HairOfTheDog]

Me too.... maybe it wasn't a good joke.

This is a moment where Rummy alone can do the right thing. For Freepers to be stealing the dignity of that is childish at best... Morally blind at worst.

[E Rocc]

I'm sorry that you all underestimate President Bush so badly that you let your ultraleftists and party hacks put up such a doofus nominee again.

-Eric

[MeekOneGOP]

I'm sorry that GHW Bush gave fat teddy an award earlier this year, and that fat teddy
repaid him by stabbing Dubya in the back YET AGAIN that very same week !

[Also, I'm sorry to post this into your FR Inbox, Howlin - barf alert!]

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a drink today !

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[Lady Jag]

Official Freeper "apology" thread: Let's tell 'em what we're "sorry" for.