[Dr._Joseph_Warren]

For Iowans everywhere, I would like to apologize for reelecting Senator Harkin to yet another term.

Iowans apologize for providing the first victory for John F'ing Kerry and for so rudely taping Howard Dean's psychotic hyper-panic screams.

We also apologize to all Illinois residents living downwind from our hog lots.

[Wolfstar]

We also apologize to all Illinois residents living downwind from our hog lots.

LOL! Well, you should be sorry for that. (Thanks for the hearty laugh.)