[DoctorMichael]

I'm sorry that the hideous, cruel, ignorant, degenerate, schizophrenic-pedophile-worshiping, Jihad-declaring, 'belief-system' known as Iz-slam exists.

[Belisaurius]

I'm sorry that Lew Rockwell and Ted Kennedy are holding hands and skipping along as they share their mutual hatred for President Bush and his administration.

I'm sorry that we no longer have a loyal and responsible opposition party.

I'm sorry we haven't been able to set up an Osama Bin Laden vs. Saddam Hussein cage match.

I'm sorry that Donald Rumsfeld has to put up with today's proctology exam.

I'm sorry that Spain has elected a Vichy government.

I'm sorry that a dozen bored, stupid REMFs in an Iraqi prison have insulted the sacrifices made by our soldiers and marines.

I'm sorry that John Kerry's 'misery index' has been 'aborted' by recent economic news.

I'm sorry that Nancy Pelosi is the best the House Democrats can come up with.