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Mid-East Mystery?
Posted on 05/07/2004 7:49:51 AM PDT by armyboy
MID-EAST MYSTERY?
Everyone seem to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets see now
1. No Jesus
2. No Christmas
3.You can't shave
4. Your wife can't shave
5.You can't shower to wash the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung
6.The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times
7.Your bride is picked by someone else.
8. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition
9.More than one wife
10.More than one mother-in-law
11.No Wal-Mart
12.No television
13.No cheerleaders
14.No Baseball, football, hockey, basketball, or golf
15.No tailgate parties
16.No Home Depot
17.NO BBQ pork, burgers, lobster, shellfish, gumbo, jambalaya, pizza, or even frozen fishsticks.
18.Rags for clothes and rags for hats
19. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
20. Constant wailing from that guy in the tower
21. No chocolate chip cookies
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better
IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE!!??
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: dhimmi; islam; mideast; muslim
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posted on
05/07/2004 7:49:52 AM PDT
by
armyboy
To: armyboy
And the only available porn is Deep Goat.
2
posted on
05/07/2004 7:52:45 AM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: armyboy
Pretty funny. (Not to get technical, but no Muslim would ever eat Donkey--its not a hilal meat. Try goat...)
To: Vic3O3; cavtrooper21
I like this!
Semper Fi
4
posted on
05/07/2004 7:55:13 AM PDT
by
dd5339
(Happiness is a full VM-II and a DEAD AND BURIED AWB!)
To: armyboy
No Hope...
5
posted on
05/07/2004 7:57:16 AM PDT
by
2banana
(They want to die for Islam and we want to kill them)
To: armyboy
Sand gets in all the cracks.
6
posted on
05/07/2004 7:59:02 AM PDT
by
spodefly
(A 12.7mm attitude in a .17 caliber world, or something.)
To: armyboy
Having to eat frozen fish(?)sticks might be a reason to want to die, but not having them would be a reason to celebrate
7
posted on
05/07/2004 8:00:02 AM PDT
by
sticker
To: armyboy
It's ok to have sex with your donkey, but you can't have a meaningful relationship because you have to kill it afterwards.
8
posted on
05/07/2004 8:06:54 AM PDT
by
cake_crumb
(UN Resolutions = Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
To: armyboy
22. Instead of toilet paper, you get two options: use a lump of clay or your left hand.
23. You can't run without hiking up your skirts.
24. You need a compass to pray, but there's no REI in sight.
25. When you read the Koran, you discover that there are young BOYS waiting for you at the orgy tent. (Q 52:13-24)
26. Female genital mutilation is sanctioned, but Jack Daniels is a sin.
9
posted on
05/07/2004 8:08:18 AM PDT
by
van_erwin
To: armyboy
How about your spouse is also your cousin
10
posted on
05/07/2004 8:10:48 AM PDT
by
Coroner
To: armyboy
See tagline.
11
posted on
05/07/2004 8:13:13 AM PDT
by
Uncle Miltie
(Islam: Nothing BEER couldn't cure.)
To: armyboy
Other than that, everything is alright!
12
posted on
05/07/2004 8:18:33 AM PDT
by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
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