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Caption This Photo:John Kerry and His Manservant.

Posted on 04/28/2004 1:02:36 PM PDT by Redcoat LI

John Kerry,man of the people,and his butler.

"I can't help with policy, I don't do press," said Mr. Nicholson, 32, a former bartender and golf caddie who never voted before meeting Mr. Kerry in 1998. "When he wants that peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I'm ready."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: butler; caption; kerry; lurch; manservant; valet
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To: Aggie1
Geez, get a sense of humor.

Gee. I thought my post was pretty humorous. You obviously missed the funny part. I guess when you went to the all-night sense-of-humor store to get yours, they were all out. Too bad you didn't get a rain check.

42 posted on 04/28/2004 1:37:47 PM PDT by Maceman (Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
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To: Redcoat LI
Climbing to the top, one back at a time.
43 posted on 04/28/2004 1:37:51 PM PDT by Rocky (To the 9/11 Commission: It was Al Qaeda, stupid!)
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To: Redcoat LI
"Hey Boss will I be getting a Purple Heart for this like you did?"


mc
44 posted on 04/28/2004 1:39:11 PM PDT by mcshot (...and much it grieves my heart to think what man has made of man")
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To: Redcoat LI
Hannity talking about Mr. Nichols now.

Apparently, the NY Times had an article about the butler/manservant.

NYT article is trying to make Kerry sound human, average guy, who eats peanut butter sandwitches, etc.

45 posted on 04/28/2004 1:44:44 PM PDT by TomGuy (Clintonites have such good hind-sight because they had their heads up their hind-ends 8 years.)
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To: Redcoat LI
"Please sir, may I have some more?"
46 posted on 04/28/2004 1:45:48 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: TomGuy
The NYT article makes Kerry sound more like a Prince Charles being waited on hand and foot (literally).
47 posted on 04/28/2004 1:45:57 PM PDT by TomGuy (Clintonites have such good hind-sight because they had their heads up their hind-ends 8 years.)
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To: NRA2BFree
"Let's see, SUV 1 is parked at the summer house. SUV 2 is parked in front of the house in DC. Hold still, you ^&%# idiot, I need to finish the family's SUV parking and use chart!"
48 posted on 04/28/2004 1:46:17 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (To increase the power of the State over the individual is a crime against Humanity.)
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To: lilylangtree
Sick. Funny, but sick. LOL.
49 posted on 04/28/2004 1:47:13 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (To increase the power of the State over the individual is a crime against Humanity.)
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To: TomGuy
Is the peanutbutter smoothe or crunchy?

Let's hope, smoothe. Otherwise, the manservant might have to pre-chew it for Johnnyboy.
50 posted on 04/28/2004 1:48:07 PM PDT by TomGuy (Clintonites have such good hind-sight because they had their heads up their hind-ends 8 years.)
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To: familyofman

When you marry a woman with $550,000,000, you can forget about that!
51 posted on 04/28/2004 1:48:43 PM PDT by kittymyrib
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To: TomGuy
Yes.
go to http://www.howiecarr.org/ ,scroll down for a direct link(no registering)
52 posted on 04/28/2004 1:50:43 PM PDT by Redcoat LI ("help to drive the left one into the insanity.")
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To: scott7278
"Goodness! I can't even figure out who that's offensive to."

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA..........SNL/Hammond/Mathews BUMP!
53 posted on 04/28/2004 1:50:57 PM PDT by hummingbird ("If it wasn't for the insomnia, I could have gotten some sleep!")
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To: Redcoat LI
"This is how we folded a diaper in Nam... Did I ever tell you I was in Nam?"
54 posted on 04/28/2004 1:55:16 PM PDT by mrsmith ("Oyez, oyez! All rise for the Honorable Chief Justice... Hillary Rodham Clinton ")
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To: TomGuy
Is the peanutbutter smoothe or crunchy?

Kerry's peanutbutter is crunchy unless it is smoothe. Or, it is crunchy, then it is smoothe. Or, back in VietNam, it was... Or, he threw someone else's peanutbutter.... Or,..., etc.
55 posted on 04/28/2004 1:55:45 PM PDT by hummingbird ("If it wasn't for the insomnia, I could have gotten some sleep!")
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To: Redcoat LI
A decent human being doesn't treat another person in such a manner. Very undignified for all involved.
56 posted on 04/28/2004 1:55:53 PM PDT by Lockbar
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To: Army Air Corps
Truly sick but I couldn't resist. :)
57 posted on 04/28/2004 1:56:20 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Redcoat LI


Presdential Candidate John Kerry demonstartes how we can reduse our use of wood products by using people as desks. "This is part of my environmental policy," Kerry said.
58 posted on 04/28/2004 2:01:17 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (To increase the power of the State over the individual is a crime against Humanity.)
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To: Maceman
"get a rain check. "

OK, a humor rain check:

Cletus: "Is it raining?"
Son: "I don't know Pa."
Cletus:"Well, don't be so consarned lazy! Push the dog out and see if he comes back wet."

59 posted on 04/28/2004 2:02:03 PM PDT by mrsmith ("Oyez, oyez! All rise for the Honorable Chief Justice... Hillary Rodham Clinton ")
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To: Army Air Corps
Sorry, I am a bad typist.

demonstartes=demonstrates
reduse=reduce
60 posted on 04/28/2004 2:02:23 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (To increase the power of the State over the individual is a crime against Humanity.)
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