Caption This Photo:John Kerry and His Manservant.

[Redcoat LI]

John Kerry,man of the people,and his butler.

"I can't help with policy, I don't do press," said Mr. Nicholson, 32, a former bartender and golf caddie who never voted before meeting Mr. Kerry in 1998. "When he wants that peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I'm ready."

[Maceman]

Most married men have a non-man servant called a wife.

I'm guessing you are not married. Or else you are full of false bravado on the subject of wives, kind of like Walter E. Williams. He talks a good game about his wife being a servant, but I wouldn't be surprised to find out that in reality she makes him sit down to pee in order to keep the seat clean.

[COUNTrecount]

Beer? Isn't that a nice glass of Chablis in Ketchup Boy's case?

You are so correct. Make that a Bordeaux, a 1787 Chateau Lafite , served in Baccarat crystal .

[No Blue States]

Kerry should invest in a desk, or at least a clipboard.

How humiliating it would be if you were Kerrys human desk.

[OldFriend]

Actually, Kerry's favorite ointment is bacitracin!

[OldFriend]

Re your #15.........REALLY?????????????????????

[Timeout]

This deserves to be blown up...er, I mean.....enlarged.....no no...
Oh heck, you know what I mean!

[mass55th]

Senator Kerry, with the assistance of his butler, plot a route to the Hershey Highway.

[Darkwolf377]

"I told you, you can come up when you find those medals, uh, ribbons--just keep looking around, man!"

[Iron Matron]

Kerry was probably trying very much to act like an common man.

Kerry IS common also defined as "unrefined and coarse"

[Iron Matron]

Senator Kerry, with the assistance of his butler, plot a route to the Hershey Highway

LOL! Guess he cant find his a-double with both hands huh?

[Redcoat LI]

Yikes,looks like that fat broad behind him can smell the Peanut Butter sandwiches,and is moving in for the kill.

[scott7278]

Most married men have a non-man servant called a wife.

 

"Goodness!  I can't even figure out who that's offensive to."

[Aggie1]

Geez, get a sense of humor. Typically only people with a good, healthy marriage including repsect for each other can kid around like that.

[LikeLight]

"Let's see . . . there's the 5 ribbons I tossed . . . less the 7 medals I kept . . . no wait, scratch that, those were someone else's medals . . . or were they ribbons? . . . Boy, is this chart complicated! . . . Did you know I voted against throwing those ribbons . . . I mean medals . . . before I actually threw them? . . . Anyway, that's 5 less 7 . . . not counting the fudged purple heart, of course . . . Who, this butler? . . . He's not my butler, he belongs to the family . . . Hey, butler, you S.O.B., stop moving, what are you, trying to do the work of the RNC? . . . I must get this F'n chart finished, I'm late for my haircut"

[familyofman]

"I'm guessing you are not married."

Wrong, married - happily - for almost 34 years. I didn't say my wife is my servant. I'm way too well trained to be that dumb.

[Mark in the Old South]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
doubled over Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[TheBattman]

Practice for what he will do to all of us if he gets elected....

Hey taxpayers - bend over....

[NRA2BFree]

"Hurry up John! Get finished before Barney gets back. I don't like being in this position when he's around."

[Rocky]

LOL!

[Constitution Day]

It gets worse. There's a photo.