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"Let's see . . . there's the 5 ribbons I tossed . . . less the 7 medals I kept . . . no wait, scratch that, those were someone else's medals . . . or were they ribbons? . . . Boy, is this chart complicated! . . . Did you know I voted against throwing those ribbons . . . I mean medals . . . before I actually threw them? . . . Anyway, that's 5 less 7 . . . not counting the fudged purple heart, of course . . . Who, this butler? . . . He's not my butler, he belongs to the family . . . Hey, butler, you S.O.B., stop moving, what are you, trying to do the work of the RNC? . . . I must get this F'n chart finished, I'm late for my haircut"