Black XXVI: "Hanoi John!!"

The MudTower | 26 April 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hanoi John!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")

Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh...
Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh...
I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!!
I loathe the way RATS wriggle...Left snickers and it mocks!!

Hanoi John...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!!
Yeah, yer scum... damn yer VietNam LIES!! Ooahhohh...

(Little guitar jammin')

Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!
Hanoi John, what makes yer heart sooo purple?!
Ohahhohh...
Yer "injuries"...were just gutless LIES!!
I loathe the way Left mocks...and all their sissy-talk!!
I want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, you are losing...LOSING!!

Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh..
We object...to yer campaign LIES!!

(More guitar jammin')

Hanoi John...Cowards don't win elections!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
(You) don't deserve...yer three Purple Hearts!!

Mudboy Slim

[MeekOneGOP]

[Mudboy Slim]

"Waco, Texas"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Pocahontas")

Aurora borealis
The icy sky at night
Paddles cut the water
In a long and hurried flight
From the white man
to the fields of green
And the homeland
we've never seen.

They killed us in our tepee
And they cut our women down
They might have left some babies
Cryin' on the ground
But the firesticks
and the wagons come
And the night falls
on the setting sun.

They massacred the buffalo
Kitty corner from the bank
The taxis run across my feet
And my eyes have turned to blanks
In my little box
at the top of the stairs
With my Indian rug
and a pipe to share.

I wish a was a trapper
I would give thousand pelts
To sleep with Pocahontas
And find out how she felt
In the mornin'
on the fields of green
In the homeland
we've never seen.

And maybe Marlon Brando
Will be there by the fire
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood
And the good things there for hire
And the Astrodome
and the first tepee
Marlon Brando, Pocahontas and me
Marlon Brando, Pocahontas and me
Pocahontas.

Pre...MUD

[FBD]

good one- Excellant pie chart!

[MeekOneGOP]

Yep ! Reg did good on that one. ;^)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Waco, Texas!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Pocahontas")

Just southward from South Dallas...
Was a scarey firefight...
Agents, they were slaughtered...
When Big Guv'ment flexed its might!!
F.B.I. man...was Force really needed?!!
Guv'ment soldiers...made babies scream!!

Slick killed folks 'cuz we're Christian...
And Left cut the Righteous down!!
RATS love to abort babies...
Slick said, "Gun 'em down!!"
Left loathes Righteousness...RATS love Commie SCUM!!
F.B.I. man, why'd y'all burn 'em up?!

Left massacred our youngest ones... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Willie ran over them with tanks!! (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Slick's firebombs silenced children's screams...
And Left's LIES were what really stank!!
Lib'ral paradox..."Was Slick's Massacre FAIR?!!"
Slim's got Indian blood...it's Slick's scalp I'll snare!!

(Guitar pickin'...)

Bill Clinton is a TYRANT!!
Re-Impeach Sliuck's arse to Hell!!
Let's FReep fer Waco, Texas...
We'll celebrate our wealth!!
We ain't mournin'...it's Justice we seek!!
It's a bold stand...Fer Justice FReep!!

Sure, maybe Janet Reno... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Will LIE like a good hire... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
But I know Willie really good...
And Bill Clinton ordered "FIRE!!"
Burnt that Compound down...killed them Christian "FReeaks!!"
Janet Reno...Waco, Texas still stinks!!
Mister Clinton...Waco, Texas still stinks!!
Waco, Texas!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Muchas gracias, mi amiga...MUD

[nopardons]

Yer welcome and I suspect it already has. LOL

[Ms. AntiFeminazi]

You're welcome. :)

[Mudboy Slim]

"[Hanoi John Kerry] also voted to kill all anti terrorism activities of every agency of the U.S. Government and to cut the funding of the FBI by 60%, to cut the funding for the CIA by 80%, and cut the funding for the NSA by 80%. But then he voted to increase OUR funding for U.N. operations by 800%!!!

Is THIS a President YOU want?"

NYET/NO/NEVER...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW-LIGA!!")

McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!

T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!

McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.

Then one day that Winnick shyster bought his Lib'ral knave...
And took her, oh, so far away, but young McAuliffe stayed
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
And wishes he was still McLowlife's Scheme.

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Tom Delay!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")

Tom Delay, Why Won't YOU CUT BigGuv'ment?!! Ohahhohh...
Yer the One...to Lead the Right!! Ohahhohh...
RATS' Power We Shall Devolve...Let's Stuff DemLib'rals' talk!!
We'll make Dem Leftists' shrivel...Right's Winning in a Walk!!

Tom Delay...ohahhohh...Why Won't YOU CUT BigGuv'ment?!!
Yer the One...to Champion Rights!! Ooahhohh...

(Little guitar jammin')

Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!
Sen'tor George...boy, you are from Virginia!! Ohahhohh...
Senator...We're the Righteous Right!!
We love how Susan talks...we love yer gawl-durned snuff...
We need some leadership...RightWing's cruisin'...RATS're losing...LOSING!!

Eric C.!! Whipe them RINOs from Power!! Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
Guv'ment, son...shall be MINI-sized!!

(More guitar jammin')

Cantor, bud...Right Must Reject Big Guv'ment!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
We're the Ones...We're the Shameless Right!!

Mudboy Slim (4/25/2004)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Goin' Mobile" (by the Who)

I'm goin' home
And when I wanna go home
I'm goin' mobile
Well, I'm gonna find a home
And we'll see how it feels
Goin' mobile
Keep me movin'

I can pull up by the curb
I can make it on the road
Goin' mobile
I can stop in any street
And talk with people that we meet
Goin' mobile
Keep me movin'

Out in the woods
Or in the city
It's all the same to me
When I'm drivin' free, the world's my home
When I'm mobile

Hee, hoo!
beep beep!

Play the tape machine
Make the toast and tea
When I'm mobile
Well I can lay in bed
With only highway ahead
When I'm mobile
Keep me movin'

Keep me movin'
Over 50
Keep me groovin'
Just a hippie gypsy

Come on move now
Movin'
Keep me movin', yeah

Keep me movin', groovin', groovin', yeah
Movin', Yeah
Mobile, mobile, mobile, mobile, ...

I don't care about pollution
I'm an air-conditioned gypsy
That's my solution
Watch the police and the tax man miss me
I'm mobile
Oooooh, yeah, hee!

Mobile, mobile, mobile yeah

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Fight fer Allah!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Ride My Llama")

Remember, Ms. Alamo...the Right is here to stay!!
We'll fight DemRATS fer Power...the Righteous, we don't play!!

We'll fight to FRee Iraq...Left's Terror Horse we'll stalk!!
John Kerry, hear the news...yer slaughter's in the stars!!
We'll rise up 'gainst Left's "stars"...
And sing y'all some LibertySongs!!

Let's send DemLibs on a ship...
We'll provide reefer for the trip...
MUD said, "We're olde, but we're Good!!"
Like any good Conservative would...

Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...
Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...
Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...
Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...

Right's gotta take a stand...'gainst Bubba from DixieLand!!
I wanna git Slick good...take Bill down with his goons!!
Right needs to Git Slick Good!!
Fed'ral Prison would be good!!

I sing, "Destroy the Libs!!"
We'll reward Leftists when they switch...
MUD said, "We're olde, but we're good!!"
Like any ol' Conservative would.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh...

Mudboy Slim (5/8/04)

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Right is Right!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Ties That Bind")

Left is hurtin', but "Libs're all fired up", you say...
RATS walk down the street pushin' FReepers outta their way...
Left packed their bags and say they're gone to Europe, guys...
Right don't want nuthin'...don't need Guv'ment by our side...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...'cuz they're walkin' blind!!
Folks, the Right is right!!

The Right is ri-i-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, fools can't sa-a-a-a-a-ay, "The Right is Right!!"

The FReepers dance, 'cuz we love so much...
We don't want nuthin' from yer Guvernment's FRee lunch!!
Left's so afraid of FReedom, they're Guv'ment's fools...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...they're weak poltroons!!
Right's not fools, but Dubyuh, will you walk the line?!!
And face that Right is Right!!
Yes, Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!

Woah-woah...
Right would rather see the TRUTH, that's Right...yes, we would, Darlin'...
We know the sleaziness the Left must hide...
Left, they're fools, America...Left is foolhardy...
Yes, they are, Nation!!

(Musical interlude)

Fools sit and wonder...just HOO's gonna stop the pain...
HOO'll ease yer madness?!! HOO's gonna fight 'gainst Left's stain?!!
It's a long, stark campaign and Jean Kerry's lyin'!!
Reject the Left, Nation...'cuz Slick's been spyin'!!
We're comin' now, but FReepers, we will stand and fight!!
JimRob says, "Stand and Fight!!"
The Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
You can't fergit that Right is Right!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"We're Right!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "Long Time")

We've been Right a long time...
I think the Left should know it...yea!!
The Right fights 'gainst Tyranny...
We'll keep on voting!!
Fight on...
We're Reagan's disciples...Yeah!!
We gotta FReep on chasin' our dreams...
We gotta FReep Dem LIARS...
Wish there was something I could say.

Chorus:
Well, I'm FReepin' fer Right!!
We're just groovin' on...
You'll reject Dem Lib'rals once you've heard my songs!!
Don't forsake what is Right...
Don't join the RAT's Whore'd...
Our Country deserves so much more!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've been Right a long time. Join the fight 'gainst Left's slime!! Ah ah ah...WOO!!

Yes, Right's fer Truth only...
We'll fight against Dem fools...ooh oooh!!
'Cuz we are Right...FReepin' fer Right...
We shan't fergit about you!!
Good times...
This race's what excites me...yeah!!
Left's tryin' to fergit RAT's shame!!
Believe Slick's so innocent...
But Justice shall soon find him!!

Yes, we're FReepin' fer Right!!
RightWing's moving on...
You'll reject Dem Lib'rals once you've heard MUD's songs!!
Don't forsake what is Right...
Reject the RAT Whore'd!!
Our Country shall be so much more!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Join the hunt fer Slick's crimes...
We shall fight fer all time!!

[Guitar Solo]

Yeah--eah!!
We've been Right a long time...
It started with Goldwater...yeah!!
We'll fight against tyranny...
We'll FReep the Voters!!
Left's a Vile Whore'd...
Right's gotta stand and fight Dems...yeah!!
We've gotta FReep on, chasin' our dreams...
Folks, Right must always fight Libs...
Dutch Reagan shall be smilin'!!

Yes, we're FReepin' fer Right!!
RightWing's groovin' on...
You'll reject Dem Lib'rals once you've heard MUD's songs!!
Don't forsake what is Right...
Reject the RAT Whore'd!!
Our Country shall be so much more!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've been Right a long time...
We shall fight fer all time!!

Yes, we're takin' our time...
We're just groovin' on...
[Repeat and fade]

FReegards...MUD (4/07/2004)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Thrash'em!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Thrasher")

We are fightin' fer our children...
Left's conspirin' to save Klintoon!!
Right shall give it all we have to expose Truth!!
'Cuz the Righteous Way's Upon US...
We can see DemLib'rals comin'...
And Left's demons don't like RightWing folks like you!!

Folks, Right's just gettin' fired up...next, we'll fight the righteous fight...
Fightin' to Nail Clinton fer TREASON!!
When I see Big Guv'ment growin' I...
Look fer more than tax cuts, guys!!
We are FReepin' fer the day when Truth trumps SCUM!!

Folks, good FReepers are unbending...
Mideast's an ancient rift we're mending.
Life's an endless War of Ideas...
Our Constitution's Great!!
We'll FReep with our companions...
Won't git lost with Lib'ral Minions!!
We'll recall Dutch Reagan's brilliance...
Liberty's Our Fate!!

C'mon FRiends, I know you've had enough...
Join our Righteous Stand 'gainst Fools!!
Head on out to where good patriots make their stand.
Gotta one-way ticket to the Land of Truth...
Yes, Ol' Mudboy's gotta band...
We can't lose, my friends, you soon shall understand.

Left's a sordid predilection...
RATS're poisoned by deception...
More Big Guv'ment isn't needed...
My paycheck is MINE!!
RATS're lost in conflagrations...
They're just 60's-style mutations...
With Left's grotesque misrepresentations...
RATS're failing...failing.

Reject Left's Whore'd and strip RATS bare...
Left's just deadweight, you see!!
Journey down the road without RATS' load.
Right, show some spine...fight, the Librals are blind...
We'll be FReepin' Washington, DeeCee...
Shall be TheGreatStand...counter-protest episode!!

'Cuz Left culture's vile but ending...
With Big Guv'ments' wasteful spending!!
The Right demands our FReedom...Socialists, Beware!!
Weild the mighty Sword of Justice...
RATS are powerless to stop US!!
Leftists' Hell is loss of Power...
'Cuz we're patriots who care!!

But me I'm not stopping there,
Must Imprison Slick the Ho'!!
Fer so many crimes, Slick must do his time!!
When we thrash'im, folks, we'll have Left on the run...
RATS're dinosaurs of mind...
Folks, you know the time has come to Do What's Right!!

(Mudboy on haunting harmonica solo to fade.....)

FReegards...MUD (4/15/2004)

[Mudboy Slim]

"The FReepers and a Man Named 'MUD'!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "The Needle and the Damage Done")

The RightWing's Rockin'...
And we'll go full bore!!
We love this Nation...
Gotta Win This War!!
Ooh, ooh...DemRATS're Scum!!

The Right ain't quittin' 'cuz...
We Love This Land!!
Come join the FReepers...
Fer our Righteous Stand!!
Gone, gone...the Left is done!!

(Li'l pickin' and grinnin')

Big Guv'ment's Wrong...
Enslaves the Soul of Man!!
I know you Lib'rals...
Just don't understand!!
Sosh'lists, yer time is running out!!

I've joined the FReepers...
And my name is "MUD"!!
Please come help us 'gainst that Commie SCUM!!
'Cuz every Lib'ral's...
Like an empty gun.

FReegards...MUD (4/18/2004)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Powderfinger" (by Neil Young)

Look out, Mama, there's a white boat comin' up the river
With a big red beacon, and a flag, and a man on the rail
I think you'd better call John,
'Cause it don't look like they're here to deliver the mail
And it's less than a mile away
I hope they didn't come to stay
It's got numbers on the side and a gun
And it's makin' big waves.

Daddy's gone, my brother's out hunting in the mountains
Big John's been drinking since the river took Emmy-Lou
So the powers that be left me here to do the thinkin'
And I just turned twenty-two
I was wonderin' what to do
And the closer they got,
The more those feelings grew.

Daddy's rifle in my hand felt reassurin'
He told me, Red means run, son, numbers add up to nothin'
But when the first shot hit the dock I saw it comin'
Raised my rifle to my eye
Never stopped to wonder why.
Then I saw black,
And my face splashed in the sky.

Shelter me from the powder and the finger
Cover me with the thought that pulled the trigger
Think of me as one you'd never figured
Would fade away so young
With so much left undone
Remember me to my love,
I know I'll miss her.

Pre...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

Thank you ....
Thank you very much!

[Mudboy Slim]

Heh heh heh...yer welcome!!

FReegards...MUD