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"The Right is Right!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Ties That Bind")

Left is hurtin', but "Libs're all fired up", you say...
RATS walk down the street pushin' FReepers outta their way...
Left packed their bags and say they're gone to Europe, guys...
Right don't want nuthin'...don't need Guv'ment by our side...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...'cuz they're walkin' blind!!
Folks, the Right is right!!

The Right is ri-i-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, fools can't sa-a-a-a-a-ay, "The Right is Right!!"

The FReepers dance, 'cuz we love so much...
We don't want nuthin' from yer Guvernment's FRee lunch!!
Left's so afraid of FReedom, they're Guv'ment's fools...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...they're weak poltroons!!
Right's not fools, but Dubyuh, will you walk the line?!!
And face that Right is Right!!
Yes, Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!

Woah-woah...
Right would rather see the TRUTH, that's Right...yes, we would, Darlin'...
We know the sleaziness the Left must hide...
Left, they're fools, America...Left is foolhardy...
Yes, they are, Nation!!

(Musical interlude)

Fools sit and wonder...just HOO's gonna stop the pain...
HOO'll ease yer madness?!! HOO's gonna fight 'gainst Left's stain?!!
It's a long, stark campaign and Jean Kerry's lyin'!!
Reject the Left, Nation...'cuz Slick's been spyin'!!
We're comin' now, but FReepers, we will stand and fight!!
JimRob says, "Stand and Fight!!"
The Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
You can't fergit that Right is Right!!

FReegards...MUD

"We're Right!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "Long Time")

We've been Right a long time...
I think the Left should know it...yea!!
The Right fights 'gainst Tyranny...
We'll keep on voting!!
Fight on...
We're Reagan's disciples...Yeah!!
We gotta FReep on chasin' our dreams...
We gotta FReep Dem LIARS...
Wish there was something I could say.

Chorus:
Well, I'm FReepin' fer Right!!
We're just groovin' on...
You'll reject Dem Lib'rals once you've heard my songs!!
Don't forsake what is Right...
Don't join the RAT's Whore'd...
Our Country deserves so much more!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've been Right a long time. Join the fight 'gainst Left's slime!! Ah ah ah...WOO!!

Yes, Right's fer Truth only...
We'll fight against Dem fools...ooh oooh!!
'Cuz we are Right...FReepin' fer Right...
We shan't fergit about you!!
Good times...
This race's what excites me...yeah!!
Left's tryin' to fergit RAT's shame!!
Believe Slick's so innocent...
But Justice shall soon find him!!

Yes, we're FReepin' fer Right!!
RightWing's moving on...
You'll reject Dem Lib'rals once you've heard MUD's songs!!
Don't forsake what is Right...
Reject the RAT Whore'd!!
Our Country shall be so much more!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Join the hunt fer Slick's crimes...
We shall fight fer all time!!

[Guitar Solo]

Yeah--eah!!
We've been Right a long time...
It started with Goldwater...yeah!!
We'll fight against tyranny...
We'll FReep the Voters!!
Left's a Vile Whore'd...
Right's gotta stand and fight Dems...yeah!!
We've gotta FReep on, chasin' our dreams...
Folks, Right must always fight Libs...
Dutch Reagan shall be smilin'!!

Yes, we're FReepin' fer Right!!
RightWing's groovin' on...
You'll reject Dem Lib'rals once you've heard MUD's songs!!
Don't forsake what is Right...
Reject the RAT Whore'd!!
Our Country shall be so much more!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've been Right a long time...
We shall fight fer all time!!

Yes, we're takin' our time...
We're just groovin' on...
[Repeat and fade]

FReegards...MUD (4/07/2004)