Don't Get Kerryed Away (Great Column from the Cornell Daily Sun)

Cornell Daily Sun ^ | March 29th, 2004 | Joe Sabia

[Sabertooth]

"Bush, like Reagan, is a man's man.
Kerry, like Mondale, is a Frenchman's man."

[JeeperFreeper]

WOW. Great post. This guy is smarter than a tree full of owls.

[AntiGuv]

Joe Sabia's a sharp writer, though I dunno what he's got against all-night pizza parties and orgies.. ;^)

[Theresawithanh]

This guy's good! Thanks for posting!

One problem, I can't get the picture washed out of my mind of Ta-ray-zah in a two-piece bathing suit, ecccch!

[AM2000]

People who eat too much pizza... usually don't get invited to orgies :-D

[bayourod]

"an antiwar gigolo"

To author: Great writing but don't waste a stamp sending your resume to the NY Times.

[Homer_J_Simpson]

I like this guy. The well-honed claws of Ann Coulter with a dash of the Mark Steyn wit.

[Viking2002]

Wow, this guy is a fantastic writer. We gotta keep an eye on his columns.

[joonbug]

WOW! Far above Cayuga's waters there is actually intelligent life!

Go Big Red!

[RedEyeJack]

Thanks... This is a keeper... Good copy for future reference in letters to your local editor, especially "a Frenchman's man"!

[Dog Gone]

There are seven months left until election day. In that time, we will begin the trial of Saddam Hussein

If the trial of Saddam Hussein is going on during our election, Bush wins without a doubt. The Democrats will scream, but the tales of mass execution, etc., will overwhelm any resistance that we're seeing today to the war.

Frankly, I'd put Karl Rove in charge of the court schedule.

[shield]

I'm really surprised at this age American. They are much more conservative than anyone can imagine. Even growing up the government school systems; which has worked to corrupt their little minds. I guess the lessons us parents taught at home, stuck with them. Love this column!!!

[Retired Chemist]

A level head in the Finger Lakes!

[AntiGuv]

Hmm.. Excellent point! The thought of pizza was clouding my judgment.. :)

[rickmichaels]

The thought of this guy stepping off Marine One and being saluted makes me sick.

[gitmo]

Bush, like Reagan, is a man's man.



Kerry, like Mondale, is a Frenchman's man.

[lainde]

Joe's got a great future!

[45Auto]

"...give congressional testimony calling fellow soldiers murderers."

Especially while they are still under fire. Kerry is a traitor.

[Qwinn]

"And if you want stricter emission standards on bicycles, you will vote for Ralph Nader."

This is the line that cracked me up.

Qwinn

[UltraKonservativen]

TREASON IS LEAVING YOUR BROTHERS IN ARM TO DIE WHILE YOU WRITE YOUR POLITICAL ASPIRATION WITH THEIR BLOOD...