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"Boston - I think we've identified the problem..."

Posted on 03/23/2004 7:35:55 PM PST by Seadog Bytes



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2004; boston; election; flip; flipflop; flipper; flop; kerry; problem

1 posted on 03/23/2004 7:35:55 PM PST by Seadog Bytes
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To: Seadog Bytes
We want to hear the words of a leader. Do you know where we can find one?
2 posted on 03/23/2004 7:40:23 PM PST by Socratic (Yes, there is method in the madness.)
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To: Socratic
When speaking of Kerry, the term "leader" refers to whatever constituency he is addressing at any time. To quote the Beatles, "He's a real nowhere man..."
3 posted on 03/23/2004 7:43:32 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Communism failed because people like to own stuff)
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To: Seadog Bytes

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, no-one you see, is smarter than he, and we know Flipper, lives in a world full of blunder, lying there-under, under the sea!

4 posted on 03/23/2004 7:48:33 PM PST by InvisibleChurch ("I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it.")
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To: Army Air Corps
=== "leader" refers to whatever constituency he is addressing at any time ===

Sad, but true.
5 posted on 03/23/2004 8:05:44 PM PST by Socratic (Yes, there is method in the madness.)
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To: Army Air Corps
"He's a real nowhere man..."

Hey, Army Air Corps (you a WW2 type?), can I steal your idea for my tag line?

This is inspired!

John Kerry: "He's a real nowhere man.."

6 posted on 03/23/2004 8:05:53 PM PST by Ole Okie (John F'n Kerry, the VVAW's star wasn't at the 1971 KC meeting? Well, well.)
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To: Ole Okie
I am not a WWII vet; I am graduate student in military history whose era of special interest is WWII (pre-war to the immediate post-war era). Feel free to use the tag line. There are times when Freepers must unite.

7 posted on 03/23/2004 8:17:21 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Communism failed because people like to own stuff)
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To: Army Air Corps
Maybe the nowhere man's campaign will trip over his flip-flops.....LOL
8 posted on 03/23/2004 8:54:23 PM PST by JulieRNR21 (One good term deserves another! Take W-04....Across America!)
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To: Seadog Bytes

9 posted on 03/23/2004 8:56:51 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Space Available for Rent or Lease by the Day, Week, or Month. Reasonable Rates. Inquire within.)
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To: Seadog Bytes
kerry(not capitolised on purpose), = typical demoCommiecRAT LOSER!!!!:-(
10 posted on 03/23/2004 9:00:11 PM PST by Defender2 (Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!)
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To: JulieRNR21
He is the elastic candidate; he can stretch to fit all sides of an issue. He can get the Mental Health vote by being the first candidate with Multiple Personality Disorder!
11 posted on 03/23/2004 9:41:55 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Communism failed because people like to own stuff)
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To: Fiddlstix
Consider the lyrics for Nowhere Man: "He's a real nowhere man/ Making all his nowhere plans for nobody."
12 posted on 03/23/2004 9:44:10 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Communism failed because people like to own stuff)
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To: JulieRNR21
I am reminded of more lyrics:

"He doesn't have a point of view
he knows not what to do"
13 posted on 03/23/2004 9:47:42 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Communism failed because people like to own stuff)
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To: Socratic
We want to hear the words of a leader. Do you know where we can find one?

Yes

14 posted on 03/23/2004 9:49:18 PM PST by ladyinred (democrats have blood on their hands!)
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To: InvisibleChurch
I enjoy the parody! Here are the original lyrics to the theme song (some of us can even remember them!):

They call him Flipper, Flipper,
faster than lightning,
no-one you see,
is smarter than he,
and we know Flipper,
lives in a world full of wonder,
flying there-under,
under the sea! "

15 posted on 03/23/2004 10:03:14 PM PST by capitan_refugio
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To: Army Air Corps
And in quotations, from the kerry campaign, "Isn't he a lot me and you?"
16 posted on 03/24/2004 8:44:24 AM PST by watchin
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To: Seadog Bytes
"Boston - I think we've identified the problem..."

Bill Buckner's ankles ?

17 posted on 03/24/2004 8:45:46 AM PST by BSunday
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To: BSunday
Bill Buckner's ankles ?

Bill Buckner's ankles didn't straddle one-tenth of the ground that John Flipper Kerry does.

:-)

18 posted on 03/24/2004 12:31:32 PM PST by ShorelineMike (We're in a battle for the soul of our nation ... and some folks want to bring bottle caps.)
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