Caption John Kerry

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[ejdrapes]

SAN ANTONIO, TX - MARCH 6: Democratic presidential hopeful Senator John Kerry (D-MA) reaches and misses a baseball while playing catch on the tarmac before boarding a plane to Mississippi March 6, 2004 in San Antonio, Texas. Kerry continues to campaign after winning nine out of ten states in the Super Tuesday primary last week. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

[Charles Henrickson]

If it was Clinton, it would say, WAIT STAFF MUST USE THONGS.

[WV Mountain Mama]

What is good for the country, symbolized by this base ball, goes right over Kerry's f'in head.

[TomGuy]

"We don't need no stinkin' aircraft carrier. We got an SUV."

[Redcoat LI]

"I suck!"

[Gritty]

"I am not a 'girly-boy'. To prove it, just watch me catch this lobbed softball,... OOPS!!"

[katana]

Almost as good as the infamous Dukakis Tank picture. I hope this wasn't a photoshop job. If not it's "priceless".

The guy in the SUV (probably Secret Service): "Ah s**t, there goes my windshield!"

[Charles Henrickson]

Or, WAIT STAFF MUST USE TONGUES.

[Blue Scourge]

"Failure: When your best just isn't good enough."

[TomGuy]

"...but I shouldn't have to pay.
I'm John Effin' Kerry!"

[Charles Henrickson]

Caption Kerry at church

[Txslady]

LOL too funny! Wonder if he caught that big ball that was almost rolled to him!

Now wouldn't it be great if Pres. Bush tossed him a ball during one of the debates!?! Watch him flinch like that and miss it altogether!

[N. Theknow]

An earlier thread showed Kerry with his hands in the air after a ball he had thrown wasn't caught by someone on the other end of his throw.

Now this one shows Kerry having no luck with this throw.

Obviously the game and the Presidency are over his head.

Obviously he is not playing catch, he is playing "miss."

[Dionysius]

He's only good at throwing medals.

[rabidralph]

From MLB's Official Rule Book

ERRORS
10.13
An error shall be charged for each misplay (fumble, muff or wild throw)...NOTE (2) It is not necessary that the fielder touch the ball to be charged with an error.

[petercooper]

what a fairy

[Heatseeker]

Almost as good as the infamous Dukakis Tank picture. I hope this wasn't a photoshop job. If not it's "priceless".

My thoughts exactly. Whoever is having Ketchup Boy out pretending to be an average American sports lover should go to Google and put in search terms like "Dukakis", "tank", and "Alfred E Neuman".

But the best part of the picture is the SUV driver.

[OrioleFan]

The Score:

One run, one hit, one error, one left.
At the end of the first inning: President Bush: 1, Sinator Kerry: 0

[Newtoidaho]

Or, Wait staff must use tongue while wearing thongs. Clinton would be pretty picky about stuff like that.

John "Fumblefingers" Kerry; " I may be clumsy and I may lack all semblance of athletic ability, but if you want someone to raise your taxes, take away all of your remaining individual liberties, and ensure the deaths of countless thousands of Americans in future terrorist attacks on American soil, I AM YOUR MAN!"

[BlueNgold]

Sen. John Kerry, oblivious to the previous ownserhsip interests of President George W. Bush, performs an impromptu audition for the vacant SS position on the Rangers' squad while in TX Friday. Asked why he was taking such a bold step the Sen. replied ... "Well, I heard these guys get paid pretty well, and in case you hadn't heard, I'm going to need another 30 years in the Senate just to pay the interest on my new mortgage .. and , you know, the Sox have Nomar so I couldn't go there ... well, heck it's worth a shot ... Whoa! Hey, secret service boy ... quit your talkin on the phone and get my F*^%&$# ball!"

[MrConfettiMan]

Somehow presidential politics wasn't the first thing that came to mind the first time I saw this photo.