[Charles Henrickson]

Or, WAIT STAFF MUST USE TONGUES.

[Newtoidaho]

Or, Wait staff must use tongue while wearing thongs. Clinton would be pretty picky about stuff like that.

John "Fumblefingers" Kerry; " I may be clumsy and I may lack all semblance of athletic ability, but if you want someone to raise your taxes, take away all of your remaining individual liberties, and ensure the deaths of countless thousands of Americans in future terrorist attacks on American soil, I AM YOUR MAN!"