All Democrats are "BRILLIANT"!!!

My Key Board ^ | 2/28/2004 | Robert Eimiller

[Bob Eimiller]

Democrats are always considered "intellectuals" the media brands them all that way...hell JFK could read a whole novel in 2 hours.. Jimmy Carter was a "Brilliant" Nuclear engineer... He was just surprised when the Soviet Union invaded Afganistan... but he was really BRILLIANT" because, he said "Now I understand..." and that was "Brilliant". Bill Clinton a "BRILLIANT" Rhodes scholar... he never graduated from Oxford ...but....Bubba was so smart he could "COMPARTMENTALIZE" eveything, even his own troubles and still be a "Brilliant" decison maker.. a little aside, the only Rhodes Scholarships awarded tend go to the "Brilliant" far left of the political spectrum because they're obviously the only ones "brilliant" enough to "qualify".

and...HILLARY!!! Now boy is She ever "BRILLIANT"!!! She was on the very top of the list of the 100 smartest lawyers in the WHOLE damn country! Why that bastion for legal excellence..the Rose Law Firm in that Cosmopolitan metropolis in Little Rock would have just been another jerk water firm if it wasn't for her incredible "Brilliance"!

I guess ALL Democrats are "BRILLIANT" ..the only ones that the media aren't raving about being in the "brilliant category are the "crazy" ones like the "would be "BRILLIANT" DOCTOR Howard Dean... but he couldn't win so lets call him crazy instead of "brilliant"...although he IS really "Brilliant too!!

Aren't they all... DemocRATS that is... ask the NY Times or the Boston Globe or the Washington Post..or CBSNBCABCCNNMSNBC...

Remember how dumb Ronald Reagan was.. and Eisenhauer, "what a dummy" all he could do was play golf...and Gerald Ford..why he couldn't walk up and down stairs...he was hit in the head too many times playing football at Michigan...and Dan Quale...what a dummy..He couldn't even spell Potato (or is it Potatoe? hmmm well I'm only a Republican..give me a break) NOW we have that really DUMB Fighter pilot who can't talk properly... They wonder if he even can spell "W" He always lacked "GRAVITAS" didn't he?

The whole thing is CRAZY!!! oops scratch that..that's Howard Dean. Hmmm I wonder if Al Gore really got lost at Camp David? NAH ..the NY Times didn't tell us he did ..so he didn't "...he must be "BRILLIANT" too.. hell, he is supposed to be president... the NY Times says so...all the time, after all he IS a Brilliant Democrat.

Just wait until that "BRILLIANT" yet compassionate "war hero" John F. Kerry showcases his obvious "brilliance" in the presidential campaign. His anti-war protests were "BRILLIANT" and when he debates that dull dumb "W" the whole country will recognize his wonderful "Brilliance". His "Brilliance" will protect us from terrorism, just watch! Forget the notion that "W" has been defeating terrorism on every front. Prove it!!! Prove that the terrorists aren't just taking a rest.... and that's why we haven't had an attack in this country since the two in NY City and the Pentagon 8 months after the "Brilliant" Bill Clinton waged his aggressive war against terrorism... The WTC buildings didn't fall down in 1993 did they... and the USS Cole didn't sink! Did it? What a "Brilliant" administration!

We need to bring "Brilliance" back to the White House and remember John F. Kerry is a Democrat and obviously VERY "Brilliant"!!

Do you understand what I mean??? You do ..don't you?

[dirtbiker]

Time to chlorinate that gene pool.

Ditto's on the chlorine, I think one too many Dems have peed in it.........

[Bob Eimiller]

they breed in urine... that is what we call the Clinton sewer. They become pond scum when they hit the sunlight...

[Bob Eimiller]

Now all Jimmy Carter does is hit it with a hammer...maybe that's why they keep him away from anything nuclear...

[dirtbiker]

MY only claim to fame on DU is being banned after only 1 post! I salute you, SIR!!!

[dirtbiker]

Brilliant deduction!

[Bob Eimiller]

Thanks! It certainly is quite an unexpected "honor" hmmmm seems like the wrong word but I guess everything is relative...

[dirtbiker]

MY only claim to fame on DU is being banned after only 1 post!

Then again, I skewered one of DU's "sacred cows", Hitlery, er, Hillery......

[Bullish]

"vile as rat feces"

You're far too kind.

And you owe rat feces a huge apology.

[Bob Eimiller]

Sacred Cow!.... Hillary has a status like a Hindu god... she certainly IS a COW but, at the same time... she is the D'rat's god as well

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The Dems are what Ralph Parlette would call "naturally bright."

Me I am dumb enough to know I shouldn't be running the country.

[gunnedah]

I am sure her brilliance is overshadowed by her charm and good looks!

[Bob Eimiller]

unfortunately for the country... Hillary thinks she is the smartest person in the world and will make sure all of us "little people" are kept in line.

[Bob Eimiller]

Hillary hates good looks, it's a necessary evil until she is in control... pink and pastels will be out for her after she is elected supreme commander of the Socialist States of Amerika... and Charm? ask the White House Staff when she used to walk down the hall...they had better not look her in the eye... woe be to those that inadvertently glance her way...

[FormerACLUmember]

"brilliant" = "vile as rat feces" You're far too kind. And you owe rat feces a huge apology.

LOL, you know you are right now that I think about it. At least rat feces fertilizes the dirt.

[Ditter]

So you remember that too. A liberal young relative was making fun of the way President Bush says "nuclear" ( I didn't know he mispronounces it). I reminded him that President Carter pronounced it "NU-key-er". He shut up right away. heh (I am still mad at Carter for giving away the Panama Canal.)

[SierraWasp]

"He always lacked "GRAVITAS" didn't he?"

Well Bob, I'll take his lack of "GRAVITAS" and his lack of "GRABASS" any day over ANY of the Dumboc-RATS "DEPRAVITAS." "BIGTIME!!!"

[SierraWasp]

"Did Reagan really say that? Now THAT's BRILLIANT!"

Actually, it may have been inspired by Will Rogers, who said: "It ain't what'cha don't know that hurts ya! It's what'cha know that ain't so that hurts ya!" Ronnie liked to quote those BRILLIANT Dumboc-RATS, cause he wuz wun wunce!

[AmishDude]

I was hoping there would be some Guinness beer.

How disappointing.

[SierraWasp]

"It is also abundantly clear that the Rats want to turn America into a “wimp” Nation!"

Wull... Welcum to thuh BRILLYUNT "GELDED AGE!"

[Cosmo]

..and furthermore, anyone with a good secondary education can do the Monday and Tuesday puzzles in one sitting.