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Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"
The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 02/23/2004 7:41:20 AM PST by Mudboy Slim

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Kansas; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: 2004; bush; clinton; demonrats; gop; kerry
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To: Diva Betsy Ross
"There is one person I will not miss when I move out of PA---- ED Rendell."

So, you're in Pennsylvania. Should have guessed from yer moniker. I was born and schooled in PA. Escaped to Virginia in the early 70's.

Where are you moving to?

701 posted on 03/11/2004 2:17:26 PM PST by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
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To: Landru
Thanks for the kind words, 'Dru!!
702 posted on 03/11/2004 2:19:40 PM PST by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
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To: iceskater
Thanks, ice!!
703 posted on 03/11/2004 2:21:23 PM PST by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Really?"

Yea, really.

"What about my gas can that I use to fill my--push--lawnmower? That gas has been in there since last fall..."

HA!!
What about it?
Guess you don't need to ask silly questions about the junk in the mower's tank that'll turn 1st to varish and gum-up the carb which'll require its removal & cleaning then, eh?

"...should I throw it away?"

I don't care what you do with it, but *I* wouldn't use it and that's for damned sure.
Let your conscious be your guide with your stale gasoline Mud, & may The Force be with you.

"FWIW...as the purported cheapskate and packrat, I don't throw away diddly."

That's your prerogative, knock yourself out.
FWIW I've known more than my fair share of penny wise & dollar foolish people in my days, and if ya want to know the truth?
One more to the list ain't gonna matter, a bit.

"I do agree that we oughtta figger out a way to flex our muscles as the largest consumer of the Saudi's only export..."

We did.
Detroit's making incredible internal combustion engines these days, using the accumulated knowledge of the past 100 years coupled with super computer modeling for designs & onboard computers for efficiency.
Today's vehicles are making more HP & getting better mileage than ever before in history; which, was in response to the last time the assholes tried to hold us up.

Obviously all that technology & innovation in the world didn't matter a'tall.
Not to the House of Saud, anyway; because, apparently they're up to their old tricks.
Only *this* time it's [supposedly?] meant to have some kind of influence and/or impact on our political process?

"...we need to find a more reliable producer fer our addiction, then tell the Saudis to go fly a kite!!"

Yea, that's true; but, we also really need to start doing something else too, like using our heads?

Their product cannot sit long after its been refined; &, that's just a fact.
So by doing nothing a'tall, sitting back & letting 'em eat their gasoline?

Before long?

...prices *drop* to increase demand.

704 posted on 03/11/2004 2:24:28 PM PST by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
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To: Cyber-Band
"When the LeftWing Breaks!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")

If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break...
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!

Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh...
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.

RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!!
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.

Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no...
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.

All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh,
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.

Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!

We're rollin'...
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.

Ahhh~oooh~ohh.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.

Mudboy Slim


705 posted on 03/11/2004 2:27:57 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide; Mudboy Slim; Landru; FBD; MeekOneGOP; GeorgeW23225
Did Kerry say "...group of Muthers"?
706 posted on 03/11/2004 3:06:55 PM PST by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
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To: sultan88
I don't know, but we're some BadMammaJammas 'roun' these here parts...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

707 posted on 03/11/2004 4:40:06 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Cyber-Band
"John Kerry Fools!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Bellbottom Blues")

John Kerry FOOLS, you make US fight...
Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!
And if I could choose...a rage to ignite...
It would be 'gainst YOU, Johnnie!!!!

Do you wanna help Right Dethrone RAT's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Lurch ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We must make HGanoi John pay!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

Left's all Wrong, but we're alRight!!
The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...
RightWing is Strong, and we'll win the Fight!!
Lib'rals best git usedta LOSIN'!!

Do you wanna help Right Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep RATS ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We must make Dem Leftists pay!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)

Do you wanna help Right Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep RATS ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We shall make Hanoi John pay!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

John Kerry FOOLS, just say "Good-Bye!!"
We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...
And when we do, don't act surprised...
When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOH!!

Do you wanna help Right Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep RATS ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We shall make Hanoi John pay!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Left don't like RAPE!!
We shan't let Kerry Sanction HATE!!
In their hearts, RATS don't like HATE!!

Mudboy Slim
708 posted on 03/12/2004 6:44:20 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Liz; Libloather; Grampa Dave; rintense; MoJo2001; Diva Betsy Ross; Landru; sultan88; PhiKapMom
"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"

Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

[spoken, deeply]
Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!
Mudboy Slim


709 posted on 03/12/2004 6:49:08 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Peace of Mind" (Boston)

Now if you're feelin' kinda low 'bout the dues you've been paying
Future's coming much too slow
And you wanna run but somehow you just keep on stayin'
Can't decide on which way to go
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I understand about indecision
But I don't care if I get behind
People livin' in competition
All I want is to have my peace of mind.

Now you're climbin' to the top of the company ladder
Hope it doesn't take too long
Can'tcha you see there'll come a day when it won't matter
Come a day when you'll be gone

I understand about indecision
But I don't care if I get behind
People li vin' in competition
All I want is to have my peace of mind.

Take a look ahead, take a look ahead, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Now everybody's got advice they just keep on givin'
Doesn't mean too much to me
Lot's of people out to make-believe they're livin'
Can't decide who they should be.

I understand about indecision
But I don't care if I get behind
People li vin' in competition
All I want is to have my peace of mind.

Take a look ahead, take a look ahead. Look ahead.

Pre...MUD
710 posted on 03/12/2004 6:51:46 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; All



"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Click the hyperlink and sing a long!!

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"

Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

[spoken, deeply]
Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!
Mudboy Slim

All lyrics are Mudboy Slim

711 posted on 03/12/2004 6:58:55 PM PST by MoJo2001 (I have a dream: DIR C: 965465065464984030373436 bytes free...)
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To: MoJo2001
Awesome, my FRiend...the songs always seem to sound soooo much better when YOU post 'em!!

Thanks and FReegards...MUD

712 posted on 03/12/2004 7:01:48 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Not a problem!

You know where to find me!!

Have a great weekend!

*HUGS*

Thanks for the lyrics!
713 posted on 03/12/2004 7:04:29 PM PST by MoJo2001 (I have a dream: DIR C: 965465065464984030373436 bytes free...)
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To: MoJo2001
You have a great weekend, too, my FRiend...Virginia's beautiful this time of year!!

FReegards...MUD

714 posted on 03/12/2004 7:06:23 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Texasforever; Reagan Man; George W. Bush; M. Thatcher; Hannity; holdonnow; OReilly; kevkrom; ...
"The John Kerry Songbook!!"

FReegards...MUD

715 posted on 03/12/2004 8:34:00 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
There are all good, but I especially like this one,Mud.

I wish I could write songs like you do. 'Tis a real gift.

716 posted on 03/12/2004 9:31:50 PM PST by Diva Betsy Ross (Every heart beats true for the red ,white and blue!)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross; Reagan Man; George W. Bush; Rush Limbaugh; holdonnow; M. Thatcher; JohnHuang2
Thanks...

"Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, restore liberty...rule like Reagan did!!**
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We'll love George Dub-YOOOOO!!"

Devolve Power from the Federal Leviathan and back to the States, Localities, and Individuals!!

FReegards...MUD

**that is, cut domestic discretionary spending in real dollar terms for each year of your second term. Ronaldus Maximus did.

717 posted on 03/13/2004 7:39:35 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
We are on the same page Mud.
718 posted on 03/13/2004 7:43:55 AM PST by Diva Betsy Ross (Every heart beats true for the red ,white and blue!)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross; MoJo2001; Landru; jla; sultan88; FBD; iceskater
"Taliban Song!!"
(By Tody Kieth)

"I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
I got a, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan
Things used to be real cool and they got out of hand when they moved in
They call themselves the Taliban
(ooooo yeah the taliban) (taliban baby)

Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here
They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear
She loves the desert and the hot white sand
But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand
The Taliban (ooo taliban baby)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do just fine down in Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban (oh yeah the taliban) (baby)

Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win
Said they would, stand and fight until the very bloody end
Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said "Now, you
knuckle-heads you better not be doin any business with the taliban"
(Taliban baby)

So we prayed to Allah with all of our might
And then those big U.S. jets came flyin one night
They dropped little bombs all over our holy land
And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran (the taliban)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do real fine down around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair audo and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban
(oh yeah, taliban)
we'll bid a fair adieu and flip a finger to The Taliban (baby)"

Es muy perfecto...MUD

719 posted on 03/13/2004 7:52:23 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; All

"Taliban Song!!"
(By Tody Keith)

Click the hyperlink!


"I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
I got a, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan
Things used to be real cool and they got out of hand when they moved in
They call themselves the Taliban
(ooooo yeah the taliban) (taliban baby)

Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here
They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear
She loves the desert and the hot white sand
But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand
The Taliban (ooo taliban baby)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do just fine down in Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban (oh yeah the taliban) (baby)

Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win
Said they would, stand and fight until the very bloody end
Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said "Now, you
knuckle-heads you better not be doin any business with the taliban"
(Taliban baby)

So we prayed to Allah with all of our might
And then those big U.S. jets came flyin one night
They dropped little bombs all over our holy land
And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran (the taliban)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do real fine down around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair audo and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban
(oh yeah, taliban)
we'll bid a fair adieu and flip a finger to The Taliban (baby)"

Es muy perfecto...MUD

Thanks Mud!! You can have it directly!!

Have a great weekend to everyone!!
 

720 posted on 03/13/2004 8:03:25 AM PST by MoJo2001 (I have a dream: DIR C: 965465065464984030373436 bytes free...)
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