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"John Kerry Fools!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Bellbottom Blues")

John Kerry FOOLS, you make US fight...
Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!
And if I could choose...a rage to ignite...
It would be 'gainst YOU, Johnnie!!!!

Do you wanna help Right Dethrone RAT's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Lurch ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We must make HGanoi John pay!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

Left's all Wrong, but we're alRight!!
The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...
RightWing is Strong, and we'll win the Fight!!
Lib'rals best git usedta LOSIN'!!

Do you wanna help Right Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep RATS ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We must make Dem Leftists pay!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)

Do you wanna help Right Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep RATS ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We shall make Hanoi John pay!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

John Kerry FOOLS, just say "Good-Bye!!"
We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...
And when we do, don't act surprised...
When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOH!!

Do you wanna help Right Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep RATS ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We shall make Hanoi John pay!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Left don't like RAPE!!
We shan't let Kerry Sanction HATE!!
In their hearts, RATS don't like HATE!!

Mudboy Slim

"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"

Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

[spoken, deeply]
Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!
Mudboy Slim