Replies

"John Kerry Fools!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Bellbottom Blues")

John Kerry FOOLS, you make US fight...
Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!
And if I could choose...a rage to ignite...
It would be 'gainst YOU, Johnnie!!!!

Do you wanna help Right Dethrone RAT's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Lurch ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We must make HGanoi John pay!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

Left's all Wrong, but we're alRight!!
The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...
RightWing is Strong, and we'll win the Fight!!
Lib'rals best git usedta LOSIN'!!

Do you wanna help Right Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep RATS ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We must make Dem Leftists pay!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)

Do you wanna help Right Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep RATS ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We shall make Hanoi John pay!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

John Kerry FOOLS, just say "Good-Bye!!"
We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...
And when we do, don't act surprised...
When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOH!!

Do you wanna help Right Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep RATS ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We shall make Hanoi John pay!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Left don't like RAPE!!
We shan't let Kerry Sanction HATE!!
In their hearts, RATS don't like HATE!!

Mudboy Slim