Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

[Conspiracy Guy]

Abu Abba's isn't that the Swedish pop group from the 70's, "Dancing Queen" and all that?

CG

[Mudboy Slim]

"Abu Abbas, mastermind of 1985 Achille Lauro hijacking, dies of natural causes in U.S. custody in Iraq"

The War on Terrorism is being won bit by bit...MUD

[Conspiracy Guy]

I started a Lewinski one once, but I got bored with it.

Sung to Surfer Girl.

Chubby intern, chubby one,
Make my pants come all undone.
Bring me pizza, will you intern girl?
(my chubby intern girl)

I have watched you through the door,
Walk right past my wife that whore,
Here's my cigar, use it intern girl.
(intern girl intern girl)

That's as far as I ever took it. It's dusty and covered in cobwebs.

CG

[sultan88]

"Run Run Run Sung to “Fun Fun Fun by the Beachboys)"

Man, that is SUPER!!!!!

[VaBthang4]

I e-mailed the list and have gotten several responses...

One legislators response contained this website...

http://www.notaxhike.net/

It has a petition that the anti-tax representatives plan to submit to the Governor.

Go to the site and sign the petition [On the right].

[Conspiracy Guy]

I probably need to tweak it, I put it together pretty fast. Or is it OK like it is?

CG

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks fer that excellent link...I really like the way the momentum seems to be going and believe we can defeat the tax increase by getting it as a referendum!! Damn those Senate RINOs fer making us work so hard, though.

FReegards...MUD

[international american]

Lewinsky is not conducive to inspiration:) She is a brain dead rich spoiled brat from Brentwood.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Hello you! Here is a little dity for you:

LISTEN HERE: FUN,FUN,FUN

[Conspiracy Guy]

That's why I got bored.

CG
CEO of CCC

[Conspiracy Guy]

Got most of the Beachboys on CD's in my truck. Not to be confused with In My Room.

Love Fun Fun Fun but I like Beachboys Harmony songs best.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Sorry it took so long.... LISTEN:SOME GIRLS HERE

[sultan88]

"One legislators response contained this website... http://www.notaxhike.net/ It has a petition that the anti-tax representatives plan to submit to the Governor"

That was from Sen. Ken Cuccinelli. I got a really nice response from him today, also. If you go to his site, you can sign up for his e-mail newsletter. I did that last month and he has kept me posted on the tax debate at least weekly.

I wrote back to him this afternoon and told him that he has been the true hero in the effort to restore responsible government to Virginia and also told him that a group of us FReepers had lunch in downtown Richmond today and that when his name came up that we applauded his efforts on our behalf.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Did you note the reference to the Indy 500? We have a theme going today , you and I....RACE ON!

[sultan88]

It's great as is. If I did it I would have used "Ketchup" instead of "pickles".

[international american]

Lotta C's:)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Yep I know all the words to the songs I like. Think I'll work on a Deuce Coupe parody.

[sultan88]

"I e-mailed the list and have gotten several responses..."

Have you noticed that the Representatives that agree with our no new tax request have replied with a nice letter?? And those that disagree, want our mailing addresses so they can tell if we are in their district before they answer??

[Conspiracy Guy]

SEE. I agree. What else? The structure doesn't lend itself to issues because I like keeping the "Now" s.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I have a file cabinet full of C's