Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

[Diva Betsy Ross]

My pleasure Mud! Any excuse to play air DJ suits me just fine! Thanks for the great lyrics!

[sultan88]

Prayers for Logan. AdSimp, check out Logan's thread. Reminds me a bit of my nephew and also your niece's baby.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...did Mudboy Slim actually pay for your victuals?"

Heck yeah...can't believe you totally fergot about it. Makes me wonder if you wuz really there sittin' at the Sine's bar fer the first ever RTM.

Have a good trip to Tejas...MUD

[sultan88]

"...fun,fun,fun!"

Ah HA! Another Beach Boys fan!

[Flora McDonald]

I think it's a great idea. We had a young Republican elected to the Powhatan Co. School Board address the last meeting, as well as a representative from Concerned Women for America.

It was nice to meet you P8triot and to see everyone again. Those lunch hours are just too short aren't they?

[Diva Betsy Ross]

You have to be careful when I am around.. everything reminds me of a tune.. and I am apt to spam your polite and harmonious thread with my tunes. Esp. if I get the slightest hint of what could be a song request!

Ask Mud.. I lurk on him and then force my my tunes on him through freepmail. ;}

[Mudboy Slim]

"everything reminds me of a tune."

That happens to me, too...it's a curse...LOL!!

"I am apt to spam your polite and harmonious thread with my tunes. Esp. if I get the slightest hint of what could be a song request!"

Feel free to let loose and spam away...none of us really has the know-how to do what you and MoJo do.

FReegards...MUD

[international american]

Oh,yeah!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Mojo is a goddess.. No one knows how to do what she does!

But if anyone would like to know what little I know about things,I would be glad to pass it on.

[international american]

"Feel free to let loose and spam away...none of us really has the know-how to do what you and MoJo do."

Canteen Jukebox? I wondered how to do that too:)

[Mudboy Slim]

How, fer instance, would you post the original tunage to this song?!

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")

Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!

Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!

So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"

Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!

White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!'
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...

LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!

Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

Can you find me "Meet me at Midnight, Mary"??

[Conspiracy Guy]

Run Run Run

Sung to “Fun Fun Fun by the Beachboys)

Well, he got his wife’s money,
And he’s thinking that he is the man now.
Seems he forgot all the lies,
That he told about his time o’er in Nam now.
Still the dems don’t care about the truth,
They just wanna hate Bush now.

And he’ll just run, run, run,
Till the people take his pickles away.
(run run til the people take his pickles away)

Well most people can’t stand him,
Cause he walks and talks like ass now.
(he walks like an ass now he walks like an ass)
He makes Ted Kennedy look,
Like a member of the working class now.
(he looks like an ass now he looks like an ass)
Howard Dean tried to beat him,
But old Howard’s dropped out of the race now
(he talks like an ass now he talks like an ass)

And he’ll just run, run, run,
Till the people take his pickles away.
(run run til the people take his pickles away)

Well you knew all along,
That press couldn’t suppress the truth now.
(you shouldn’t have lied now you shouldn’t have lied)
Yes the tides slowly turning,
And looks like it’s caught up to you now.
(you shouldn’t have lied now you shouldn’t have lied)
So run back home to your heiress,
Cause we’re really really tired of you now.
(you shouldn’t have lied now you shouldn’t have lied)

You heard me run run run now the people took your pickles away
(run run now the people took your pickles away)
You heard me run run run now the people took your pickles away
(run run now the people took your pickles away)
(run run now the people took your pickles away)
(run run now the people took your pickles away)
(run run now the people took your pickles away)
(run run now the people took your pickles away)
(run run now the people took your pickles away)
(run run now the people took your pickles away)

Conspiracy Guy 3/9/04

[Conspiracy Guy]

Earworm ping

[Landru]

"See 591, 'Dru. As WagerJudge, your call."

Don't need 591 my friend, #600 says all that needs to be said:
"And the bet's not settled yet...I still owe ya a meal or two to make up fer not paying fer the Missuz and 'cuz it was supposed to be dinner." Mudboy Slim, post #600 of Black dated 03/09/2004.

So.
There ya have it.
From the mouths of babes comes the unblanched truth. {~scratchin' my noggin...}

"Actually, I've got the receipts on file if anybody wants to see them...LOL!!"

Ummmmm, laugh if you like; but, as a matter of fact?
*I* will very much expect to see those reciepts, and, signed by The Sultan, too.
OK?

I mean no offense intended but you know what I always say Mud, "Trust, but verify."
~eh?

"Hopefully, by late Summer I'll be all square so we can bet again on the upcoming Skins/Steelers performance."

I certainly hope you're "all square" by "late summer" because I tire of playin' "American Express."
I'm going to begin charging *interest* as of April 1st, 2004.
How befitting, April Fool's Day, no less.

Now this new *poilcy's* necessary only because this matter was supposed to have been settled months ago; IF, you care to reaearch the *terms* of my settlement offer you accepted?

So to prevent any further Mudboy Slim two-step flim-flam?
Methinks a li'l motivation's called for, here.

..."So it is written, so it shall be done." Seti on behalf of Landru ;^)

[Mudboy Slim]

"*I* will very much expect to see those reciepts, and, signed by The Sultan, too."

Dammit, my paperwork's not in order...fergot to git the Sultan's autograph...LOL!!

Damn rules and regulations...MUD

[FBD]

"Abu Abbas, mastermind of 1985 Achille Lauro hijacking, dies of natural causes in U.S. custody in Iraq, says source"

[international american]

ROTFLMAO!!

[Conspiracy Guy]

Dang earworms.

CG

[international american]

They will getcha every time!