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Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"
The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 02/23/2004 7:41:20 AM PST by Mudboy Slim

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Kansas; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: 2004; bush; clinton; demonrats; gop; kerry
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To: Landru
I saw that years ago:)
541 posted on 03/08/2004 7:09:26 AM PST by international american (Tagline!!)
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To: Cyber-Band
WSJ's "9-11 Happened to All of US!!"

"It is one thing for individual family members to invoke the memory of all 3,000 victims as they take to the microphone or podium to show respect for our collective loss. It is another for them to attempt to stifle the debate over the future direction of our country by declaring that the images of 9/11 should be off-limits in the presidential race, and to do so under the rubric of "The Families of Sept. 11." They do not represent me. Nor do they represent those Americans who feel that Sept. 11 was a defining moment in the history of our country and who want to know how the current or future occupant of the Oval Office views the lessons of that day."

FReegards...MUD

542 posted on 03/08/2004 7:13:04 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Landru
"Not even "The crazy uncle in the attic"?"

Naww, that'd be Uncle Philip, the cigarette-maker!!

I wish...MUD

543 posted on 03/08/2004 7:15:44 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: P8riot
"It's got an 8 gallon tank (diesel) that will run for about 8 hrs before needing to be refueled. With REAL tractors fuel useage is measured by the hour, not by the mile. :~)"

Hours, not mileage, huh.
Looks like I *outed* myself, then.
It's true, *I'm* a greenhorn. {g}

>What'd you use before the New Holland?
"I used to use an old Soviet built 27HP Belarus 250AS tractor, but the clutch died with only 425 hrs on the clock. Cant get it economically repaired (more than the tractor is worth), so I retired it."

Let's hope "Belarus" isn't affiliated with the same outfit that builds their nuclear subs.

"I can't give it away, so it's a lawn ornament now. I didn't pay anything for it, it came with the property."

HA!!
And the front end bucket makes a hell of a *planter*, I'd bet.

>...that's an expensive piece of machinery ya got there.
"Didn't cost any more than my wifes new car. LOL!"

Uh-huh, except aren'tcha leaving something out?

...she's driving either a Humvee *or* Cad XLR, right? {g}

544 posted on 03/08/2004 7:24:49 AM PST by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
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To: M. Thatcher; holdonnow; Hannity; OReilly; Rush Limbaugh
"Outraged Victims Directly Tied to Kerry Campaign!!"

"But that seems to be what Tides and its dozens of its related organizations are about: money, a flagrant disregard for the truth, and even disdain for the law. So, in the end, we don't really have heartfelt outrage by a few victims' family members, we have a concerted, coordinated political campaign, cloaked in a shroud of mourning, waging war against George W. Bush in his bid for reelection. I think we all should be completely outraged as the Democrat's use of this tactic as one of the lowest, most vile examples of disgraceful political gamesmanship in modern history. Now all the pieces are coming together. You see, as these "outraged" family members were touring the airwaves, there was a peculiar familiary to their comments. Despite being on numerous different media outlets in different cities at different time, most of them repeated the same four or fives lines - VERBATIM. The Democrat talking points certainly found their way to the fax machines last night, didn't they?"

Like we couldn't see THIS coming...MUD

545 posted on 03/08/2004 7:32:39 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Landru; sultan88; jla; FBD; MeekOneGOP; Grampa Dave; BOBTHENAILER
"DeLay to offer own Hill agenda"
By Ralph Z. Hallow
THE WASHINGTON TIMES

"House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, criticized by some conservatives for toeing the White House line too often over the past three years, is about to announce his own legislative agenda. "I have not discussed this with President Bush or anyone else in the White House, and have no desire to," Mr. DeLay told The Washington Times in an interview in his majority leader's office. "But if you don't set these conservative goals, you don't get conservative governance." On Wednesday, Mr. DeLay will take the extraordinary step of introducing his own set of legislative and policy goals, for this year and beyond. He said that while he was still working on the specifics, his proposed initiatives "will cover three basic issues: security, prosperity and family."

"We're trying to get people excited about being Republicans again," the Texan said. One goal, he said, will be to re-establish what he sees as the rightful role of religion in public places, so that Christian, Jewish or Muslim symbols could not be barred from holiday displays in front of town halls. Mr. DeLay said he will call for a doubling of the nation's economic output within 10 to 15 years, a goal which he says can only be met by cutting taxes, reining in government spending and reducing regulation.

That there's MUSIC to my ears!!

"What Tom's doing is pretty refreshing," said Rep. Mike Pence, Indiana Republican. "The White House normally sets the agenda." Mr. DeLay, first elected to the House 20 years ago, was a favorite of conservatives until he began taking flak for pushing some presidential initiatives that were anathema to many grass-roots Republicans, such as Medicare prescription-drug legislation. "Tom's practice has been to defer to the president in his first term," said Mr. Pence. "And that's really been reflected in the leadership's policy in Congress."

When the same party controls the White House and Congress, the normal way of doing business is for the House speaker and the Senate majority leader to huddle with the president over a legislative agenda before presenting it publicly. Mr. DeLay, in effect declaring his independence, said he plans to present his package of goals and initiatives for the first time to House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert and the other 226 Republican House members at a closed-door meeting of the House Republican Conference. Mr. DeLay said he had not discussed the specifics of his package with the speaker but has told him about the broad outlines. Although Mr. Hastert can veto any part of the DeLay plan, he is not expected to, given that the Illinois Republican has one of the most consistently conservative voting records in the House.

Word of the DeLay plan generally met with approval from other House Republicans, especially those who disagreed with Mr. Bush's recent immigration-reform proposal. "This will reaffirm Tom's leadership as a conservative," said Rep. Todd Tiahrt, Kansas Republican. Mr. Pence said Mr. DeLay's introducing his own agenda "signals the dynamics of the president's second term, hopefully very different." The first hint of Mr. DeLay's agenda came in a speech he delivered last month at a private retreat for Republican legislators in Philadelphia. Some fellow Republicans who heard that speech said it sounded like an updated version of the "Contract with America" that Newt Gingrich introduced before the 1994 elections. Widely credited with having helped spur the Republican takeover of the House for the first time in 40 years, the Contract with America also boosted Mr. Gingrich from minority whip to House speaker. But a Democrat, Bill Clinton, was president when Mr. Gingrich devised his Contract.

Even some fellow Republican House members who have occasionally disagreed with Mr. DeLay nonetheless defend his overall job performance as majority leader. They point out that the job of even a conservative leader at times requires making compromises either out of loyalty to the president or the need to win the votes of liberal Republicans in the House. "He has been steering the art of the possible," said Rep. Joe Wilson, South Carolina Republican. Making compromises on basic core principles is a more serious matter for conservative House members and their supporters. Even though Mr. Wilson is an assistant House whip, for example, he felt compelled to ask Mr. DeLay and Majority Whip Roy Blunt to be excused from counting votes on a free-trade bill that Mr. Wilson opposed.

For his part, Mr. DeLay has not always carried water for the Bush White House. He made his own stand on principle, his supporters noted, when he opposed parts of Mr. Bush's proposal to grant guest-worker status to illegal immigrants and voted against the president's "No Child Left Behind" legislation that expanded the federal role in education."

This could be EXACTLY what the Republicans--and Dubyuh--need right now...MUD

546 posted on 03/08/2004 8:03:21 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
This could be EXACTLY what the Republicans--and Dubyuh--need right now...MUD

Great! I'm glad that you will be voting for President Bush next November.

547 posted on 03/08/2004 8:11:38 AM PST by jla (http://hillarytalks.blogspot.com)
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To: jla
He's gotta earn my support by buying into Delay's vision fer downsizing the Federal Leviathan!!

A little more conservatism to go with his huge dose of compassion...MUD

548 posted on 03/08/2004 8:35:36 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Don't let them push you around, Mudboy. You vote as your conscience dictates"
549 posted on 03/08/2004 9:13:19 AM PST by jla (http://hillarytalks.blogspot.com)
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To: jla
"You vote as your conscience dictates."

Exactly...MUD

550 posted on 03/08/2004 9:24:47 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Irma; eddie willers; sultan88
"Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa (mad song)"
(To be sung to Otis Redding's "Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa (sad song))

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa...FReepers!!
(Gotta get) Mah mah mah mah mah mah mah...MAD!!

I been singin' these Clinton songs, y'all...
'Cuz Ol' Slick's a Chi-Com 'Ho!!
I keep singin' these Justice songs, y'all...
'Cuz Sheeple have got to know!!

(We) Must stand against Tyranny, that's Right!!
Slick has been committin' TREASONOUS crimes!
Now's time to start...Right must make their move...
Yes, we must Re-Impeach, Convict, then Imprison that fool!!

'Cuz Slick's Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
He'll burn...he'll learn...
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
He'll burn...now...

Half Slick's term, I been FReepin' Clinton songs...
Tryin' to get Right's message to you.
We need to Right Left's Wrongs [y'ALL] we must FReep!!
The Medyuh won't do it, but we'll spread the Truth!

Lib'rals are Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
They'll learn...

It's a Justice song, y'all!!
Face the music, Bubba...
You're just a liar, boy...
We'll stop your whorin', Willie!!
Left's got to get the message...
To stop messin' with us!!
Keep FReedom alive, FReepers...
Keep FReedom alive...help me!!

Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-FReepers...
Our turn...
Left's Power we'll overturn...
FReedom must be earned!!
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-FReepers...
It's Justice Time...
Get Mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-MAD!!
Let's do what's Right!!

FReegards...MUD

36 Posted on 06/20/2000 21:48:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim


551 posted on 03/08/2004 9:31:10 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: poet; HalfIrish; Landru; summer; Victoria Delsoul; LoneGreenEyeshade; Alamo-Girl; Snow Bunny
"Right's 'Bout HONOR!!"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Life Uncommon")

Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright...
And don't worry brothers, kiss yer babes and sleep tight!!
And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...World'll be just fine!

Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!!
No Longer Shed Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!!
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!

We've heard Left's anguish...
I've heard Left's "hearts" whine out!!
Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We Aren't Worn Out!!!!
Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!!

And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom...
No longer compromise with those who must now be defeated...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!

There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace...
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Left's Programs Enslave and Numb!!
Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear...
Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...Songs of FReedom!!

Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers(EIBers?)...join in, have yer say!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith...
To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!

And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!

FReegards, my FRiends...MUD

552 posted on 03/08/2004 9:45:34 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: A Navy Vet; sauropod; Taxman
Adm. Moorer: "Clinton Policies Led to Disaster!!"

"The catastrophe that struck America was the result of a decade of military cuts and the undermining of U.S. intelligence agencies, Admiral Thomas H. Moorer told NewsMax.com. Admiral Moorer served as chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the nation’s highest-ranking military official, and brought the Vietnam war to a conclusion. He has served in three major wars.

Yesterday’s [9/11/01] events brought back memories of Pearl Harbor, he said. Admiral Moorer, then a naval aviator, was present at Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. Admiral Moorer made the following analysis to NewsMax, his quotes are in bold:

1. The Clinton administration had a similar view to intelligence agencies as the Carter administration. They didn’t like using spies. This is why we had no warning. "You absolutely need spies, you need them to melt into a society and tell you what is going on, you can’t rely on satellites and technology alone.”

2. The actions taken yesterday were the result of perceived weakness of U.S. armed forces. "President Clinton brought the military down and down. He made the military like it was before Pearl Harbor.”

3. The U.S. must significantly increase its use of human intelligence, that is spies on the ground in foreign countries.

4. America must remain vigilant. "This is like what Yamamoto said after Pearl Harbor, ‘A sleeping tiger has been aroused.’ We can’t just strike back and go back to sleep. Next time the attack could be even more serious.”

5. Soon terrorist groups will have access to nuclear weapons. "This is inevitable. Countries like Russia and China are providing countries like Pakistan, Iraq and Iran with this technology – the same technology Clinton gave to the Chinese.”

6. Missile defense is needed now. "The media is dead wrong when it says this proves we don’t need missile defense. Soon, the same countries that supported these terrorists that just attacked us will have missiles capable of hitting the U.S. We need to defend against their use.”

7. No additional attacks for the immediate future. ”I believe they reached the limits of their capabilities with these attacks. But they will try again later. They want nuclear weapons."

Blast from the past...MUD

553 posted on 03/08/2004 9:53:22 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: nypokerface
"Dubyuh Calls Out Kerry on Intelligence Spending Cuts!!"

"President Bush is accusing John Kerry of having proposed big cuts in intelligence spending just two years after the first attack on the World Trade Center, part of a re-election effort to depict his Democratic rival as weak on national security and the war against terrorism. Bush...planned to call attention to a 1995 bill that Kerry sponsored to trim intelligence spending by $1.5 billion over five years. The cut was part of what Kerry called a "budget-buster bill" to strip $90 billion from the budget and end 40 programs that he said were "pointless, wasteful, antiquated or just plain silly." Kerry's proposal, which followed the collapse of the Soviet Union and calls for a peace dividend after decades of spending to thwart the Cold War opponent, failed to attract any co-sponsors and did not come up for a vote."

Kerry's the Leftist of the Leftists...MUD

554 posted on 03/08/2004 9:56:59 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: truthandlife
"Kerry Praises Terrorist Leader Arafat as 'Role Model'!!"

"John Kerry called terrorist leader Yasser Arafat a "role model" and a "statesman" in a 1997 book "that Kerry cites as proof of his own foresight about foreign policy," the New York Post's Deborah Orin revealed today. Kerry's latest flip-flop: He "expressed the opposite view eight days ago, when he told Jewish leaders in New York that he shares President Bush's belief that Arafat must be isolated because he's not a 'partner for peace' - much less a statesman." In his book "The New War," which like his scandalous 1971 book, "The New Soldier," is out of print, Kerry claimed: "Terrorist organizations with specific political agendas may be encouraged and emboldened by Yasser Arafat's transformation from outlaw to statesman."

FReegards...MUD

555 posted on 03/08/2004 10:00:26 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Thank you so much for the lyrics!
556 posted on 03/08/2004 10:18:37 AM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: Alamo-Girl
Yer very welcome, my FRiend...now, a joke...

A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it.

He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?"

"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat, $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman.

The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat,you can keep the story".

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster. A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing. Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward the Bay.

Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and were all drowned.

The man ran back to the curio shop in Chinatown. "Ahhh," said the owner, "You have come back for story?"

"No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze DemocRAT."
557 posted on 03/08/2004 10:32:24 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
LOLOLOL! Thanks for the chuckle!
558 posted on 03/08/2004 11:04:26 AM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: Landru
*Wink* myass, do you really think your beautiful smile's gonna let'chu get away with that statement?

Beautiful smile? Alert! Alert! Major charm offensive!!! Flattery WILL get you everywhere, ye know! ;-)

...hope all's well, Angel. ;^)

Yup, life is good, if really, really busy! E-mail in the pipeline! :-)

559 posted on 03/08/2004 12:36:17 PM PST by Happygal (Le gách dea ghuí)
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To: Cyber-Band
"John Kerry's College Rock Band Photo...LOL!!"

Hilarious...MUD

560 posted on 03/08/2004 1:47:15 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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