Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

[P8riot]

Good meeting you all. Enjoyed the conversation. Sad to say the picture didn't turn out though. There was too much light from the window. We'll get a better one next time.

FREEgards,

P8riot

[Mudboy Slim]

Nice meeting you, too, sir...hey jla, where wuz ya?! You owe us some bumper stickers!!

FReegards...MUD

[Diva Betsy Ross]

heya- what you are cool cats doing over here today?

[jla]

Sorry, I was just out running some errands (going to Texas here soon) and I forgot about lunch.
I even put all the bumper stickers in the glove compartment last week so I wouldn't forget them.

And I've an idea I'd like to bounce off you all:

What if we get these RTM's going on a consistent basis and have an agenda in place for each one?
Then, I was thinking, we could invite a state representative, or even a nat'l one, every once in a while.
We could also invite officials from state, local G.O.P., and even Constitutional Party.

Now, Sultan I have to know: did Mudboy Slim actually pay for your victuals?
If you reply "yea", then did he complain of a sore arm from reaching for the wallet?

[jla]

what you are cool cats doing over here today?

I just got back in, I was out taking care of some things readying for a trip.
And what might you be doing, Betsy?

[Diva Betsy Ross]

I am looking for tunes for my cyber collection.. And Where are you going on your trip?

[sultan88]

"Sad to say the picture didn't turn out though. There was too much light from the window."

Nice to finally meet ya, P8riot! BTW, too bad the pic didn't turn out. It was the only evidence to prove to Landru that Mud has finally settled his bet.

Thanks for lunch, Mud!!

[jla]

Texas, Dallas area. (work related)
Are you a singer, Diva?

[Diva Betsy Ross]

oh no... I just like to play air DJ in the Canteen..

[sultan88]

Well there goes my dream of snagging 588!

Yes, see earlier post - Mud paid, but the photo taken by P8riot to validate it didn't come out clearly.

Where are my bumper stickers??

[jla]

In my glove compartment.

And I thought the bet you won from Mud was for dinner?

[sultan88]

See 591, 'Dru. As WagerJudge, your call.

[jla]

If I may ask, who is Logan and what's his story?

[sultan88]

When are you leaving for Texas? Shall I ping Cherry_Bomb that you will be in her neck of the woods??

[sultan88]

"...what you are cool cats doing over here today?"

Just hanging out with some of my cool Buds and Budettes!

[sultan88]

"And I've an idea I'd like to bounce off you all: What if we get these RTM's going on a consistent basis and have an agenda in place for each one? Then, I was thinking, we could invite a state representative, or even a nat'l one, every once in a while. We could also invite officials from state, local G.O.P., and even Constitutional Party."

Maybe this would be an approach for the monthly Town Hall meetups. What do you think, Flora?

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey Diva...doing fine and hope you are, too. Thanks fer that Otis Redding song you linked me to.

FReegards...MUD

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Logan is the littlest freeper in the world!

JLA- meet freeper TEXAS TERMITE!

LOGAN'S STORY HERE

[Diva Betsy Ross]

fun,fun,fun!

[Mudboy Slim]

"It was the only evidence to prove to Landru that Mud has finally settled his bet."

Actually, I've got the receipts on file if anybody wants to see them...LOL!! And the bet's not settled yet...I still owe ya a meal or two to make up fer not paying fer the Missuz and 'cuz it was supposed to be dinner.

Hopefully, by late Summer I'll be all square so we can bet again on the upcoming Skins/Steelers performance.

FReegards...MUD