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Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"
The MudCave
| 23 February 2004
| Mudboy Slim
Posted on 02/23/2004 7:41:20 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]
Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
FReegards...MUD
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Kansas; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: 2004; bush; clinton; demonrats; gop; kerry
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To: Landru
I am moving to Summerlin Nevada in 2 weeks.....if the house is done, that is. You must come and visit. My new house is 2880 sq.ft. but you have to draw blood to get in:)I ain't no gazzillionaire, but do to the insanity of Californicate RE prices, I can live well. Summerlin is on the hillside overlookin Vegas(12 miles below) the view at night is incredible!
To: Mudboy Slim
Where you at??
To: Mudboy Slim
"How big a spread you got, 'Dru?"Little over a half acre, Mud.
At a paltry 21" a cut it seems as though it takes forever, sometimes.
"I enjoy the exercise my push-mower requires on my less-than-an-acre yard..."
I don't mind the exercize either; but, c'mon face it.
It gets *real* old *real* fast come July & August when the temps go through the roof & the sweat just pours.
It used to take me 90 minutes, but now I see it taking half that including edging & trimming.
"...although I must admit to lookin' forward to when JakeyBoy's old enuff to take over lawn duty!!"
HA!!
Legal indentured servitude, no less!
...you scoundrel! :o)
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posted on
03/05/2004 1:43:30 PM PST
by
Landru
(Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
To: international american
Richmond.
344
posted on
03/05/2004 1:43:59 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: international american
"I am moving to Summerlin Nevada in 2 weeks...if the house is done, that is. You must come and visit. My new house is 2880 sq.ft. but you have to draw blood to get in:)I ain't no gazzillionaire, but do to the insanity of Californicate RE prices, I can live well. Summerlin is on the hillside overlookin Vegas(12 miles below) the view at night is incredible!"I'll bet the view is something else, i-a.
And you bet I'll let'cah know when next we fly out to LV.
...my bride *loves* that town like no other.
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posted on
03/05/2004 1:45:56 PM PST
by
Landru
(Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
To: Landru; international american
"Legal indentured servitude" Heck, the kid loves to help me out with any project I've got around the house...I want it to become a habit that he doesn't break once he becomes a teenager.
Gotta run...y'all take care...MUD
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posted on
03/05/2004 1:48:23 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat; Ligeia; Cyber-Band; Taxman; tet68; A Navy Vet; JustPiper
"This Blessed Ground!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")
I was six years old, American flag in my hand...
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"
Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules!
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie scum...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!
Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse...
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.
So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny!
Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny!
I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea..
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"
Mudboy Slim
Posted by: Mudboy Slim (fight4justice) 1 05/28/1999 22:36:48 PDT
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posted on
03/05/2004 1:52:44 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
HAPPY FReepin' Birthday!! (Fergot to celebrate my fourth last month.)
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posted on
03/05/2004 1:54:29 PM PST
by
sultan88
("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
To: Mudboy Slim
I was in Richmond years ago. I love the old homes there.
To: Mudboy Slim
Kerry's a limp-wristed patriarchal ninnyYou know, I've always wondered if all the Demons' "bimbo eruptions" were actually planned events...to take our eyes off their real sex lives. Certain it is that I've never met a male lefty who wasn't a fag.
To: Mudboy Slim
Excellent!!!!
To: Miles Vorkosigan
"Certain it is that I've never met a male lefty who wasn't a fag."
Wrong......there are 12:)
To: P8riot
I just wrote this.
We
We saw the look upon his face,
Through whispers he was told.
We knew he felt just what we felt,
We wouldnt sit here cold.
We knew this time that we would act,
And not just turn our head.
This time wed go and wed go big,
We wouldnt bomb some shed.
He called them faceless cowards,
He vowed we hunt them down.
We watched as he spoke to us all,
Sincerely, not some clown.
His eyes assured us hed not rest,
Until they paid the price.
Yes wed turn over every stone,
Until they were on ice.
He warned the battle would be long,
That many would forget.
That some would say, lets just move on,
Not him, his mind was set.
We backed him then, we back him now,
The fight must still go on.
We cant back down, we cant let up,
Until the threat is gone.
God Bless our troops as on they fight,
Each day for them we pray.
We thank them all, for all they do,
They are the best, we say.
We will support our President,
Hes proven he will stand.
Well vote for Bush this coming fall,
We will protect this land.
Conspiracy Guy 3/5/4
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posted on
03/05/2004 2:09:18 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(The word "Tagline" needs to be added to Free Republic's Spell Check.)
To: international american
Nice to meetcha, i-a. Any Friend of the indefatigeably bombastic Landru is certainly a buddy of mine!
If You happen to be in Richmond next Tuesday, how's about stoppin' in for some vittles (courtesy of Mudboy Slim) and fine conversation at our irregularly scheduled monthly soiree at Sine's Irish Pub.
The Sultan (Black thread wager judge)
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posted on
03/05/2004 2:09:19 PM PST
by
sultan88
("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
To: Landru
"Artistic License" goes just so far, even if I *am* a real artist (not a Sears artist -- you'd have to be familiar with Frank Zappa to *get* that one,
Zappa I know.
Caught me again. It's hard to proof read when a tune is stuck in your head.
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posted on
03/05/2004 2:11:46 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(The word "Tagline" needs to be added to Free Republic's Spell Check.)
To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88
"I just think I'm hangin' out with a buncha moochers!!" Mudboy Slim
>?<
Ummmm, Sultan?
See *anything* wrong with that quote?
I swear it'd take the likes of George Orwell to find the right term.
...to adequately describe this level of chutzpah.
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posted on
03/05/2004 2:12:12 PM PST
by
Landru
(Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
To: international american
I don't get it.
To: Conspiracy Guy
"Zappa I know...It's hard to proof read when a tune is stuck in your head."*Excellent*
So tell me, was it a *real* poncho.
...or a Sears poncho? {Zappa's gotta be smilin'}
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posted on
03/05/2004 2:15:19 PM PST
by
Landru
(Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
To: Mudboy Slim
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posted on
03/05/2004 2:16:36 PM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
To: yall
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posted on
03/05/2004 2:16:54 PM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
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