Posted on 02/23/2004 7:41:20 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]
Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
FReegards...MUD
Yep...the all-knowing computer's just been sittin' back pullin' strings all these years, but not lettin' out much of anything about his ownself. I know where he lives, though, and a bunch of us are planning a super-double-secret roadtrip to visit him as soon as he gets his pool finished!! Yer welcome to join us...the more the merrier!!
FReegards...MUD
Oh fer chrissakes will ya look at that, you're right!
Say, do ya think the reason I pray to "Dog" might have something to do with the error?
"'Landru hasn't created an about page.'
And what's yer holdup here?! Reckon yer just a private person, eh?"
Precisely, and maybe a *tad* constipated, too.
...& you might be *just* the person to talk to about that.
'Dru, you reckon the Redhead will mind if we bring a coupla extra carloads of folks fer the roadtrip?
LOL...MUD
Take that up with your partner, i-a.
"Artistic License" goes just so far, even if I *am* a real artist (not a Sears artist -- you'd have to be familiar with Frank Zappa to *get* that one, i-a)
"You building a pool in Hoosierville??"
Well that was the plan, originally.
But my bride's job might've had us moving to a new region when the decision had to be made (contract signed so we'd be "booked") & we wouldn't know her status until this month.
In the meantime, I had concrete guys come in & add about 1,000 ft^2 to my back patio area (& some other landscaping) (that'd *accept* the 38'x18' pool we'd like) and that's what they were in the proocess of doing when the monsoons set in.
She was just [officially] promoted *today* & we now know we'll be in the southern Indiana territory for another couple years, anyway.
But the pool guy -- we insist using -- isn't available now [immediately] & we'll have to wait until later in the summer, after he's satisfied all the other earlybird contracts he has & since he's good, he has a lot.
Its a tough life, i-a.
...timing's everything. ;^)
SHEEESH...didn't take you long to fit in, did it?! Fact is, the RedTableMeeting folks think everything is a good excuse fer me to treat...LOL!!
I just think I'm hangin' out with a buncha moochers!!
FReegards...MUD
Sure.
K'll do as I ask, because, she *loves* me.
Plus in this house there's only *one* pair of pants (& just watch it, smartass).
I wish you could see the nifty Troy-Bilt 18.5HP tractor she bought me for my birthday, too.
It's bright red & matches the Red Rider almost perfectly.
Even has an automatic transmission so just flip'er in "D" and let it riiiip!
Slick as snot.
Unfortunately, all it lacks is a cup holder for my beer.
...& I'll remedy that, pronto. :o)
I shall do that my friend, & TIA.
"I want to take a trip to the midwest and the south this summer, if everthing allows it . I lived in South Bend until my dad dragged me to Boston:) I still talk to mt schoolboy buddies there. Also, I have family in Virginia, and North Carolina."
Well you've always a [nice] room here at the estate IF you're ever passing through the area, OK?
Man that'd be a blast & really give the neighbors something to talk about, alright.
...they'd never believe we were "conservatives." :o)
How big a spread you got, 'Dru? I enjoy the exercise my push-mower requires on my less-than-an-acre yard...although I must admit to lookin' forward to when JakeyBoy's old enuff to take over lawn duty!!
FReegards...MUD
Where 'bouts?
Not really, a little over a half acre & plenty big if you're the one who has to cut the grass.
This isn't some posh, gated community in Las Vegas like where yo are for chrissakes, it's southern Indiana...Newburgh's a suburb of *Evansville*.
A pissant place, really.
'Round here for fun we go to the trailer parks & let the air outa the tires on one side.
When the sucker starts listing, all the beers cans roll to the other sider & crash against the opposite wall.
Guarenteed to scare the crap outa uncles & neices, brothers & sisters or cousins as they tumble outa the sack all hungover. :o)
Really, this is quite a modest place & we love it; *nothing*, like your "old" home on the ocean or where you're at, now.
In fact the largest place in my 'hood is a tad over 5,000. sq/ft.
Rather small potatoes compared to your neck of the woods.
...Big Shot. {g}
We've ordered up a beautiful spring day fer yer enjoyment!!
Spread the word and hope to see you there...MUD
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