[Conspiracy Guy]

"Artistic License" goes just so far, even if I *am* a real artist (not a Sears artist -- you'd have to be familiar with Frank Zappa to *get* that one,

Zappa I know.

Caught me again. It's hard to proof read when a tune is stuck in your head.

[Landru]

"Zappa I know...It's hard to proof read when a tune is stuck in your head."

*Excellent*

So tell me, was it a *real* poncho.

...or a Sears poncho? {Zappa's gotta be smilin'}