"I'll maim you. I won't kill you. I'll maim you!" (Teresa Heinz Kerry)

FreeRepublic and Other News ^ | 12 Feb 2004 | unknown

[SkyPilot]

Teresa Heinz Kerry, who once warned her first husband: "If you ever get something [from an extra-marital affair], I'll maim you. I won't kill you. I'll maim you

[LisaMalia]

A real class act, she is.

I don't know...I kinda like the "loose cannon" quality that she seems to have.

[ppaul]

[zipper]

This might protect him from her and his urges!

[dc-zoo]

Man, that's a cheap set of ginsu's. One penny! Good surgical tools for cheap. LOL

[SkyPilot]

PJ---I think Lorne Bobbit had nothing on this womans capacity for vengence.

[SkyPilot]

LOL!

I hate cigars, but some men like them.

[SkyPilot]

Mrs. Heinz Kerry has two choices. Be a power monger like Hillary and end up looking like a fool, or cut her losses and dump him with dignity.

Watch her dump this clown on national television.

[SkyPilot]

Matt Perry is an OK guy.......too bad about his relapse.

Kerry on the other hand is a sleeze ball.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Is that why her previous senator was in a wheel chair?

[samtheman]

I believe Heinz was somewhat "moderate".

Thanks.

[Clear Rivers]

Well , she's not that bad.

[Rockpile]

What's the War Kriminal doing with the US flag hanging right-side up? Shouldn't it be upside down like on his book cover?

[rocklobster11]

I think the more telling point on her views:

I used to say to my husband, my late husband, 'If you ever get something I'll maim you. Not kill you, just maim you.' And we'd laugh, laugh, laugh." Heinz adds that she has never had any reason to suspect either of her husbands.

"Not for one day, because what I expect of them, they have a right to expect of me. Maybe I'm into 18-year-olds."

At which Heinz's campaign handler, former political journalist Chris Black, cautioned bleakly: "That was a joke."

So, she's leaving the opening for her to say that they have an open marriage if he ever gets caught. After all, she was going to maim the first one, but he was a Republican. Being married to a Democrat forces her to lower her standards.

[PJ-Comix]

Man, that's a cheap set of ginsu's. One penny!

Don't sneer at those one penny ginsu knife sets. eBay fortunes were made on them. See, those ginsu knife sets cost about $1.65 wholesale. The shipping cost per unit is about $3.00 but for 10 units only rises to about $6.00 while the seller is receiving $50 for the penny ginsu sets PLUS shipping. Subtract $16.50 + $6.00 shipping and the seller is left with a profit of over $27.00. And believe me, multiple units are frequently ordered. This isn't done as much as a few years ago but that was/is how the money was/is made. Sellers were sell HUNDREDS of those sets on each Dutch auction.

[SkyPilot]

I watched the Sunday Talk shows.....it is absolutely amazing how the media is avoiding this story.

[mabelkitty]

Here's my take:
Alex is Kerry's baby's momma, and he didn't have prostate cancer - he got a vasectomy.

[Rockpile]

"So, she's leaving the opening for her to say that they have an open marriage if he ever gets caught. After all, she was going to maim the first one, but he was a Republican. Being married to a Democrat forces her to lower her standards."

I got a laugh at this reply. Still with these people you can never tell, maybe she really was laying a hint out there.

[the invisib1e hand]

I'll maim you

bobbit alert.