"I'll maim you. I won't kill you. I'll maim you!" (Teresa Heinz Kerry)

FreeRepublic and Other News ^ | 12 Feb 2004 | unknown

[SkyPilot]

Teresa Heinz Kerry, who once warned her first husband: "If you ever get something [from an extra-marital affair], I'll maim you. I won't kill you. I'll maim you

[KQQL]

that was all talk.......

[SkyPilot]

[samtheman]

She's an evil-looking hag, isn't she? She's been funding the far left for years (with money she got from her dead right-wing husband). She's ugly enough and evil enough to make Hitlery seem charming. (Well, maybe not.)

[per loin]

Judging by that picture, Art Bell was right. There are lizard people in high places.

[flashbunny]

Hmmm..the quote is 'if you ever get something' - maybe she's just referring to something like an STD and an extramarital affair is ok as long as no disease is brought back.

Probably one of the deals you have to make to land a studmuffin like john F kerry.

[zipper]

The next Enquirer:

[KQQL]

"Sleazeball" , Ms Ketchup , Hanoi Jane and the Intern make the Italian Papers ...

John Kerry con la moglie Teresa Heinz

Sposato con Teresa Heinz, vedova ed ereditiera delle fortune del magnate del ketchup, Kerry è già nel mirino dei veterani del Vietnam per una foto, pubblicata ieri dal Washington Times, che lo ritrae insieme a Jane Fonda durante una manifestazione pacifista, in Pennsylvania, nel 1970.
Il legame fra "Hanoi Jane" (come l'attrice fu allora ribattezzata per il suo impegno contro il conflitto) ed il candidato sarebbe, secondo il quotidiano, "un insulto ai caduti nella guerra vietnamita ed ai loro familiari"

"Kerry imploderà su una questione interna"

[Lancey Howard]

(with money she got from her dead right-wing husband)

Actually, I believe Heinz was somewhat "moderate".

[PJ-Comix]

"If you ever get something [from an extra-marital affair], I'll maim you. I won't kill you. I'll maim you.---Teresa Lorena Bobbitt Heinz.

[PJ-Comix]

I think the maiming quote came from a Washington Post article about Mrs. Heinz last summer. I tried to access that article but the WP no longer have it online.

[zipper]

Tuh-RAY-za can be a real bitch sometimes.

[PJ-Comix]

I think Ketchup Boy ought to consider wearing a cast iron jockstrap while sleeping in order to prevent Mrs. Heinz from performing a very radical circumcision.....OUCH!!!

[Heatseeker]

"Paging Mrs Bobbit - Mrs Bobbit, please pick up the white courtesy phone..."

[LisaMalia]

Mrs. Heinz Kerry has two choices. Be a power monger like Hillary and end up looking like a fool, or cut her losses and dump him with dignity.

[PJ-Comix]

Better not show this eBay AUCTION to Mrs. Heinz.

[PJ-Comix]

Be a power monger like Hillary and end up looking like a fool, or cut her losses and...

OUCH!!! Careful with your wording!

[LisaMalia]

Whoops, let me rephrase that....I forgot to add "so to speak" after that sentence.

[Heatseeker]

LOL! We should take up a collection to buy a set and ship them to Theresa.

[zipper]

Interview quotes: 

And asked whether she would take her husband's name, she shot back: 'Politically, it's going to be Teresa Heinz Kerry, but I don't give a sh*t, you know? There are other things to worry about.' And she added: 'Swearing is a good way to relieve tension'. 

'I had no ambition,' she once said. 'I thought of myself as being married and having children, which is what all the ladies did.'

A real class act, she is.