KERRY'S KETCHUP QUEEN

NY Post ^ | Feb 1, 2004 | BRAD HAMILTON

[prairiebreeze]

February 1, 2004 -- It's all about the mouth. Love her or loathe her, Teresa Heinz Kerry - wife of presidential contender Sen. John Kerry and the most colorful first lady hopeful since Jackie O - isn't afraid to speak her mind.

[prairiebreeze]

"She has a natural class about her," he said. "She speaks well, and she's a beautiful woman. I'll tell you one thing: If Kerry gets the nomination, I think Hillary should feel very threatened by her."

Bwahaha! Be afraid, Hillary. Be verrry afraid!

Prairie

[areafiftyone]

That woman is eerie. She needs some meds to go along with her botox!

[doug from upland]

MIDI - CARRIE ANNE

Hey, hey, John Kerry-Hei-einz…hey, hey, John Kerry-Hei-einz

When you were a young lad eating French fries
Your mom was flustered 'cause you'd always choose mustard
Yes, indeed, it had been quite amusing
You grew up and ketchup you were choosing

John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…it's really evident
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…could it be president

You have much more hair than do most women
It needs such good care…call Jose Eber
"Be careful!" they all hear you holler…you'll pay a hundred fifty dollars

John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…it's really evident
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…could it be president

But you…you needed money to run…lots of big money to run
So…you're grabbing that widow's buns…grabbing that widow's buns

(brief musical interlude)

John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…it's really evident
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…could it be president

Here go RATS again…a Northeast lefty
You'll try to shock us…just like Dukakis
You'll win Massachusetts, California…but over the Red Zone we will warn 'ya

John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…it's really evident
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…could it be president

Kerry-Heinz…Kerry-Heinz…Kerry-Heinz…ha ha ha ha ha ha

[gov_bean_ counter]

"Forrest Gump with attitude."

Ah, Forrest at best wasn't altogether there. Some would say a bit slow, others would say mildly retarded.

Yep, I can see that.

[prairiebreeze]

"She has a great sparkle - a very feminine and appealing way about her that's earthy," said real-estate developer Sam Grossman, a confidant and skiing pal.

Earthy like a snake or a mole, perhaps.

If I were Kerry I'd be worried she'd open her mouth and stick her foot in it big time.

Prairie

[_Jim]

   One close friend said Teresa, 65

SHE'S 65!

Wow ... and Kerry is ???

I guess 'money' *is* the ultimate allure ...

[republicanwizard]

The twit ought to realize that our dear Senator Santorum will throw every ounce of his energy into the Presidential race to teach her a lesson about what a "Forrest Gump with attitude" can do.

Oh, and what's with the "feminine" bit? I'll take Laura anyday in the feminine contest.

[savedbygrace]

Wait a minute, I'm getting an idea.

Wives-of-nominees dabates. Or mud wrestling. Either one could work.

[_Jim]

   They started dating a year later and were married in 1995.

NARY a mention of a previous 'hitch', children et al ...

   Still, the Kerry marriage has had its knocks.

KERRY 'knows' how to work around this; THIS is not a problem ... it's the 'the money' that would concern him ...

[Squantos]

Hmmmmm ......a cunning linguist who got all her 1st husbands millions after a plane crash. Well ain't that just real tidy.

Stay safe !

[gov_bean_ counter]

Sorta makes you wonder if she employed the same airplane mechanics as the Clinton's friends.

[prairiebreeze]

Well that raises a point I've thought about too. Isn't Kerry and the other RAT candidates always bi*ching about the President's tax cut only helping the "top 2%" or some such statistic? Trying to make it seem wrong.

Seems to me that Kerry and most other politicians easily fall into this category. Pretty hypocritical.

Prairie

[areafiftyone]

LOL can you imagine if Kerry won the presidency and he had to give a state of the Union speech and she decided that she didn't like what he said and jumped up to the podium and corrected him. If I were him I would keep her in France where she belongs with his relatives.

[sauropod]

It would be delicious to watch Heinz Kerry and Her Ankleship thrash it out.

Kinda like mud wrestling.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Dang, ya beat me to it, oh recognizer of cunning linguists!

[Squantos]

Oh yeah.....more Clintonista Socialists for sure. Thus is it blood or just Ketchsup on her dress ?........:o)

Stay Safe !

[Squantos]

LOL..........Just working with what they provide.....:o)

Stay Safe !

[Squantos]

France ?!?!?!? Whoa Nelly ! Kerry's a froggie ?

Stay safe !

[Howlin]

Teresa, a one-time U.N. linguist

Uh huh.

[_Jim]

Article:
   She inherited his $550 million ketchup fortune ...

Prairie:
... tax cut ... only helping the "top 2%" ... Seems to me that Kerry and most other politicians easily fall into this category. Pretty hypocritical.

Bingo!

They have their money, but the means buy which you might make yours is of no concern, which brings me to a point: shouldn't there be a 'wealth tax'? (Literally: a tax on accrued wealth aside from the usual 'taxable income' tax).

They won't even commit to ensuring that the 'death tax' won't go back into effect, YET the Kennedys et al *enjoy* protection from this via trusts set up to 'guard' their money from being confiscated to the tune of 1/2 it's value!