Hey, hey, John Kerry-Hei-einz…hey, hey, John Kerry-Hei-einz
When you were a young lad eating French fries
Your mom was flustered 'cause you'd always choose mustard
Yes, indeed, it had been quite amusing
You grew up and ketchup you were choosing
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…it's really evident
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…could it be president
You have much more hair than do most women
It needs such good care…call Jose Eber
"Be careful!" they all hear you holler…you'll pay a hundred fifty dollars
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…it's really evident
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…could it be president
But you…you needed money to run…lots of big money to run
So…you're grabbing that widow's buns…grabbing that widow's buns
(brief musical interlude)
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…it's really evident
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…could it be president
Here go RATS again…a Northeast lefty
You'll try to shock us…just like Dukakis
You'll win Massachusetts, California…but over the Red Zone we will warn 'ya
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…it's really evident
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…could it be president
Kerry-Heinz…Kerry-Heinz…Kerry-Heinz…ha ha ha ha ha ha
Earthy like a snake or a mole, perhaps.
If I were Kerry I'd be worried she'd open her mouth and stick her foot in it big time.
Prairie