Albuquerque Sunport Airport Being Evacuated (Russian Dance Troupe Pyrotechnics in Luggage)

KOB AM radio | 1/29/04

[woofie]

It was just announced that the Albuquerque Airport is being evacuated and something is happening...not official yet...

[woofie]

Good Dog

[MineralMan]

Probably someone with a package of sausages or something. That would alert any dog.

Yet another suspicious package at the airport. The cops blow the package up and find....hmmm....nothing.

[Quix]

I think I'd have asked for her supervisor and a map.

How did you resolve it?

[George from New England]

"Especially for those liberal, intellectual, New England idiots."

Hey...I represent that!!!

[NRA2BFree]

Man's best friend. Bump

I'll bump to that too. :) Dogs are definitely man's best friend.

[Constitution Day]

Heh. I'm sworn to secrecy.

[CougarGA7]

LOL! So THATS what he's doing now! He never was the same after we made him ride in the doggie carrier of the rental car.

[Quix]

Glad 2 hear it.

I think NM still has the highest percentage of PhD's per capita.

[TBall]

Even if it is found to be an explosive, I don't think that will be reported. So either way you are going to be right.

[DesertDreamer]

Sounds like General Clark may have had something suspicious in his bags.

http://www.abqjournal.com/elex/138516elex01-29-04.htm

[Quix]

And maybe the most greys, reptoids and Nordics.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I think NM still has the highest percentage of PhD's per capita.

Yeah, I work with a bunch of them, including the one that plugged his power strip into itself and called the IT guys when his computer wouldn't work.

Coug: Squirrelboy bump!

[small voice in the wilderness]

The exploding sausage. Ugly sight.

kielbasa is no way to settle an argument.

[Quix]

Ah, well, if the commie flag fits, wear it.

or maybe like Scuba Teddy and clan . . .

if the sludge fits, share it.

[Quix]

I didn't realize he carried them in his bag.

I thought he tried to carry his genital prostheses in his shorts.

[DesertDreamer]

Slim, we must know some of the same people. ;o)

[CougarGA7]

LOL! Brilliant people that you have to remind that things don't work in the "O-F-F" position.

Dont forget Darwin. He acts like he has a PhD in everything.

[Big Giant Head]

Maybe it's just being vacuumed.

No, that would be evacuumated.

[MineralMan]

"The exploding sausage. Ugly sight. "

Yeah. They had one of those suspicious packages at LAX a while back, and the local TV station covered them blowing it up. It was a briefcase. When the cops blew it up, papers went flying all over the place. KTLA showed it from the traffic chopper...nice close-up with their ultra-zoom lens of papers flying around. Bet there was a bologna sandwich or something in the briefcase that caught the dog's interest.

Poor dumb skell that left his briefcase to go to the john. I hope that sales report didn't cost him his job.

[Quix]

It's a very proven fallacy to think that genius in one discrete area generalizes to the whole person!

Geniuses do pretty dumb things routinely.

My mirror is persistently reminding me.