[MineralMan]

Probably someone with a package of sausages or something. That would alert any dog.

Yet another suspicious package at the airport. The cops blow the package up and find....hmmm....nothing.

[TBall]

Even if it is found to be an explosive, I don't think that will be reported. So either way you are going to be right.

[small voice in the wilderness]

The exploding sausage. Ugly sight.

kielbasa is no way to settle an argument.