[small voice in the wilderness]

The exploding sausage. Ugly sight.

kielbasa is no way to settle an argument.

[MineralMan]

"The exploding sausage. Ugly sight. "

Yeah. They had one of those suspicious packages at LAX a while back, and the local TV station covered them blowing it up. It was a briefcase. When the cops blew it up, papers went flying all over the place. KTLA showed it from the traffic chopper...nice close-up with their ultra-zoom lens of papers flying around. Bet there was a bologna sandwich or something in the briefcase that caught the dog's interest.

Poor dumb skell that left his briefcase to go to the john. I hope that sales report didn't cost him his job.