1 posted on
01/10/2004 10:48:05 AM PST by
gdogdaily
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To: gdogdaily
this was funny.
2 posted on
01/10/2004 10:48:25 AM PST by
gdogdaily
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3 posted on
01/10/2004 10:51:05 AM PST by
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To: gdogdaily
And true!
To: gdogdaily
I've seen this used. Very effective.
5 posted on
01/10/2004 10:57:38 AM PST by
tortoise
(All these moments lost in time, like tears in the rain.)
To: gdogdaily
Happen to you a lot? :)
6 posted on
01/10/2004 10:58:15 AM PST by
NYpeanut
(gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, "Why did you lie to me?")
To: gdogdaily
Gee, thats too bad
[Look around a bit here] I really enjoyed sleeping with you
I mean, you know, your bodys awesome
[full smile now]
Ill be sad to see that [insert her most attractive body part here] go.I'd stop there, shrug, shake my head sadly, then get up and go get a beer. Come back and not say another word till she leaves.
But over all, this was a masterpiece.
9 posted on
01/10/2004 11:01:32 AM PST by
wizardoz
("Crikey! I've lost my mojo!")
To: gdogdaily
Saving for the rainy day file....
10 posted on
01/10/2004 11:02:01 AM PST by
spoiler2
To: gdogdaily
My prescription: write out a list of all the things that were imperfect about her, and be happy she's gone. If you can't find anything to put on the list: grovel.
11 posted on
01/10/2004 11:03:44 AM PST by
expatpat
To: gdogdaily
pure genius.
12 posted on
01/10/2004 11:04:04 AM PST by
KantianBurke
(Don't Tread on Me)
To: gdogdaily
As I heard in some movie one time: "Sticks and stones can break your bones, but words do permanent damage."
14 posted on
01/10/2004 11:07:36 AM PST by
tdadams
To: gdogdaily
Cute article, and can apply to women in some ways as well.
My funniest breakup was when the man I had been seeing for almost a year had his EMPLOYEE (who is also a mutual friend) call me to tell me he didn't want to see me anymore. This came out of the blue, he had just showered me with Valentine's Day presents a couple of days before, then went out of town for the weekend.
I found out later he went back to his ex. Now he's her problem!!!!
17 posted on
01/10/2004 11:09:32 AM PST by
LisaMalia
(Buckeye Fan since birth!!)
To: gdogdaily
LOL
18 posted on
01/10/2004 11:09:35 AM PST by
GOPJ
To: Sir Gawain
"You, Gawain, are now a hero."
How much did this cost you?
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20 posted on
01/10/2004 11:10:35 AM PST by
Sabertooth
(Eighteen solutions better than any Amnesty - http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1053318/posts)
To: gdogdaily
Sweeeeeeeeeet!
22 posted on
01/10/2004 11:10:49 AM PST by
nhoward14
(Everyone stop posting urban legends... especially the Target one!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: gdogdaily
That's not a problem. The problem is that none of them have broken up with me, how I have 9 women to juggle.
To: gdogdaily
Good advice.
25 posted on
01/10/2004 11:13:14 AM PST by
spodefly
(This is my tagline. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
To: gdogdaily
Great advice. The only addition I'd make is the observation that if your dog dies, get a puppy, if your woman leaves find another. Life is too short to mourn the loss of someone who volunteered out.
To: gdogdaily
This is the dating scene today?
Sounds like a great time if you're a sadomasochist.
Marriage must be twice as fun.
To: gdogdaily
Give thanks......
28 posted on
01/10/2004 11:17:29 AM PST by
joesnuffy
(Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
To: gdogdaily
I just dont think this is working or I want something different than you
Oh really? Wow! I'm glad you brought that up so I didn't have to. You see, I've been seeing someone else who's a bit more to my liking. She's intelligent, funny, and a whole lot more attractive than you are. She's even a millionaire. I'm sure glad that there won't be any hard feelings. Well, I better be going now that I know all is well. I'm running a bit late. Good luck!
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