[wizardoz]

Gee, that’s too bad…[Look around a bit here] I really enjoyed sleeping with you…I mean, you know, your body’s awesome…[full smile now]…I’ll be sad to see that [insert her most attractive body part here] go.

I'd stop there, shrug, shake my head sadly, then get up and go get a beer. Come back and not say another word till she leaves.

But over all, this was a masterpiece.

[gdogdaily]

yeah getting a beer is a good addition

[international american]

Much more truth than fiction:)

[tet68]

Right, when you do this, you get your mojo BACK.

[nhoward14]

All right! I think I might date one more liberal woman just so I can do this to her when she dumps me for voting Republican!