[gdogdaily]

this was funny.

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[JennysCool]

And true!

[tortoise]

I've seen this used. Very effective.

[NYpeanut]

Happen to you a lot? :)

[wizardoz]

Gee, that’s too bad…[Look around a bit here] I really enjoyed sleeping with you…I mean, you know, your body’s awesome…[full smile now]…I’ll be sad to see that [insert her most attractive body part here] go.

I'd stop there, shrug, shake my head sadly, then get up and go get a beer. Come back and not say another word till she leaves.

But over all, this was a masterpiece.

[spoiler2]

Saving for the rainy day file....

[expatpat]

My prescription: write out a list of all the things that were imperfect about her, and be happy she's gone. If you can't find anything to put on the list: grovel.

[KantianBurke]

pure genius.

[tdadams]

As I heard in some movie one time: "Sticks and stones can break your bones, but words do permanent damage."

[LisaMalia]

Cute article, and can apply to women in some ways as well.

My funniest breakup was when the man I had been seeing for almost a year had his EMPLOYEE (who is also a mutual friend) call me to tell me he didn't want to see me anymore. This came out of the blue, he had just showered me with Valentine's Day presents a couple of days before, then went out of town for the weekend.

I found out later he went back to his ex. Now he's her problem!!!!

[GOPJ]

LOL

[Sabertooth]

"You, Gawain, are now a hero."

How much did this cost you?

[nhoward14]

Sweeeeeeeeeet!

[fish hawk]

That's not a problem. The problem is that none of them have broken up with me, how I have 9 women to juggle.

[spodefly]

Good advice.

[muir_redwoods]

Great advice. The only addition I'd make is the observation that if your dog dies, get a puppy, if your woman leaves find another. Life is too short to mourn the loss of someone who volunteered out.

[primeval patriot]

This is the dating scene today?

Sounds like a great time if you're a sadomasochist.

Marriage must be twice as fun.

[joesnuffy]

Give thanks......

[Broadside Joe]

“I just don’t think this is working” or “I want something different than you”

Oh really? Wow! I'm glad you brought that up so I didn't have to. You see, I've been seeing someone else who's a bit more to my liking. She's intelligent, funny, and a whole lot more attractive than you are. She's even a millionaire. I'm sure glad that there won't be any hard feelings. Well, I better be going now that I know all is well. I'm running a bit late. Good luck!