[Broadside Joe]

“I just don’t think this is working” or “I want something different than you”

Oh really? Wow! I'm glad you brought that up so I didn't have to. You see, I've been seeing someone else who's a bit more to my liking. She's intelligent, funny, and a whole lot more attractive than you are. She's even a millionaire. I'm sure glad that there won't be any hard feelings. Well, I better be going now that I know all is well. I'm running a bit late. Good luck!

[harbinger of doom]

I always like the episode in which Seinfeld had a girl break up with him and he said, "Oh, that's okay, another one will come along; I always break even".

This was after Elaine tore up a 20 dollar bill and then he found another 20 in his pocket later on.

[Jeff Gordon]

You see, I've been seeing someone else ...

My ex-wife tried using lines like that with me. More than once I had to ask her "What part of 'I don't give a damn'" do you not understand. I truly did not care what she did with whom. Her attempts to make me jealous just made her look all the more pathetic in my eyes.