[tortoise]

I've seen this used. Very effective.

[AAABEST]

I've used something similar, and it does work rather well.

Maybe I'm screwed up but after High School I never got broken up over any woman. I have this ability to mentally flush them down the toilet when it's over.

That said without my wife I'd probably I'd probably die.

[Tench_Coxe]

This is better than the exchange of being propositioned for the making of the two-backed beast by a young Debbie Harry look-alike in a watering hole, only to respond: " Only if you wine me and dine me first. "

The reaction was like watching a WWII film clip of a kamakaze plane being shot down in flames.