What to Do When Women Break Up With You.

mensnewsdaily.com ^ | 1/10/04 | Bernard Chapin

[tet68]

yeah getting a beer is a good addition

And remember tell her, "make me a sandwich with it too!".

[nhoward14]

Sweeeeeeeeeet!

[MaryFromMichigan]

This ones for you...!
LOL! :)

[fish hawk]

That's not a problem. The problem is that none of them have broken up with me, how I have 9 women to juggle.

[spodefly]

Good advice.

[muir_redwoods]

Great advice. The only addition I'd make is the observation that if your dog dies, get a puppy, if your woman leaves find another. Life is too short to mourn the loss of someone who volunteered out.

[primeval patriot]

This is the dating scene today?

Sounds like a great time if you're a sadomasochist.

Marriage must be twice as fun.

[joesnuffy]

Give thanks......

[gdogdaily]

I'm going to remember "modern Islam is for dilletantes."

[Broadside Joe]

“I just don’t think this is working” or “I want something different than you”

Oh really? Wow! I'm glad you brought that up so I didn't have to. You see, I've been seeing someone else who's a bit more to my liking. She's intelligent, funny, and a whole lot more attractive than you are. She's even a millionaire. I'm sure glad that there won't be any hard feelings. Well, I better be going now that I know all is well. I'm running a bit late. Good luck!

[slimer]

yeah getting a beer is a good addition

Better yet, say to her, "gee that's too bad, would you get me a beer on your way out?"

[boris]

And what if she's left you for a woman? It happened to me.

--Boris

[fso301]

What to Do When Women Break Up With You.

Go out and start looking for a younger better looking one.

[Prime Choice]

And what if she's left you for a woman? It happened to me.

You at least have the satisfaction knowing that you ruined her for all other men. ; )

[reed_inthe_wind]

Perfect advice. But, don't be surprised if she looses 10 pounds and shows up on your door step for no other reason than to achieve a more satisfying result.

[Sir Gawain]

"Now wait just one minizzle."

[Salvation]

For all those who have gone through the loss of a relationship:

Consider a grief recovery weekend in your area -- Beginning Experience.

[Salvation]

**Cute article, and can apply to women in some ways as well.**

Definitely.

[IDontLikeToPayTaxes]

I've actually used this strategy before. Works like a CHARM !

And the best thing is, in 2 - 3 weeks, she'll be calling, wanting to get back together.

I of course agree, but she'll be nothing more than a permanent "booty call."

So, it's a win-win situation ! :)

[harbinger of doom]

I always like the episode in which Seinfeld had a girl break up with him and he said, "Oh, that's okay, another one will come along; I always break even".

This was after Elaine tore up a 20 dollar bill and then he found another 20 in his pocket later on.