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What to Do When Women Break Up With You.
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| 1/10/04
| Bernard Chapin
Posted on 01/10/2004 10:48:04 AM PST by gdogdaily
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To: gdogdaily
yeah getting a beer is a good addition
And remember tell her, "make me a sandwich with it too!".
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:10:41 AM PST
by
tet68
To: gdogdaily
Sweeeeeeeeeet!
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:10:49 AM PST
by
nhoward14
(Everyone stop posting urban legends... especially the Target one!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: Lazamataz
This ones for you...!
LOL! :)
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:12:15 AM PST
by
MaryFromMichigan
(God mad us Freepers, Prozac made us friends)
To: gdogdaily
That's not a problem. The problem is that none of them have broken up with me, how I have 9 women to juggle.
To: gdogdaily
Good advice.
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:13:14 AM PST
by
spodefly
(This is my tagline. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
To: gdogdaily
Great advice. The only addition I'd make is the observation that if your dog dies, get a puppy, if your woman leaves find another. Life is too short to mourn the loss of someone who volunteered out.
To: gdogdaily
This is the dating scene today?
Sounds like a great time if you're a sadomasochist.
Marriage must be twice as fun.
To: gdogdaily
Give thanks......
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:17:29 AM PST
by
joesnuffy
(Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
To: joesnuffy
I'm going to remember "modern Islam is for dilletantes."
To: gdogdaily
I just dont think this is working or I want something different than you
Oh really? Wow! I'm glad you brought that up so I didn't have to. You see, I've been seeing someone else who's a bit more to my liking. She's intelligent, funny, and a whole lot more attractive than you are. She's even a millionaire. I'm sure glad that there won't be any hard feelings. Well, I better be going now that I know all is well. I'm running a bit late. Good luck!
To: gdogdaily
yeah getting a beer is a good additionBetter yet, say to her, "gee that's too bad, would you get me a beer on your way out?"
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:23:47 AM PST
by
slimer
("The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato)
To: gdogdaily
And what if she's left you for a
woman? It happened to me.
--Boris
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:23:51 AM PST
by
boris
(The deadliest Weapon of Mass Destruction in History is a Leftist With a Word Processor)
To: gdogdaily
What to Do When Women Break Up With You.Go out and start looking for a younger better looking one.
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:24:22 AM PST
by
fso301
To: boris
And what if she's left you for a woman? It happened to me. You at least have the satisfaction knowing that you ruined her for all other men. ; )
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:26:30 AM PST
by
Prime Choice
(Americans are a spiritual people. We're happy to help members of al Qaeda meet God.)
To: gdogdaily
Perfect advice. But, don't be surprised if she looses 10 pounds and shows up on your door step for no other reason than to achieve a more satisfying result.
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:28:49 AM PST
by
reed_inthe_wind
(That Hillary really knows how to internationalize my MOJO.)
To: Sabertooth
"Now wait just one minizzle."
To: gdogdaily
For all those who have gone through the loss of a relationship:
Consider a grief recovery weekend in your area -- Beginning Experience.
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:29:10 AM PST
by
Salvation
(†With God all things are possible.†)
To: LisaMalia
**Cute article, and can apply to women in some ways as well.**
Definitely.
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:29:52 AM PST
by
Salvation
(†With God all things are possible.†)
To: gdogdaily
I've actually used this strategy before. Works like a CHARM !
And the best thing is, in 2 - 3 weeks, she'll be calling, wanting to get back together.
I of course agree, but she'll be nothing more than a permanent "booty call."
So, it's a win-win situation ! :)
To: Broadside Joe
I always like the episode in which Seinfeld had a girl break up with him and he said, "Oh, that's okay, another one will come along; I always break even".
This was after Elaine tore up a 20 dollar bill and then he found another 20 in his pocket later on.
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