What to Do When Women Break Up With You.

mensnewsdaily.com ^ | 1/10/04 | Bernard Chapin

[MaryFromMichigan]

He's the only freeper with "groupies"!

[Badray]

Another Seinfeld fan, I see.

I never saw the show when it was new. I've only seen it in syndication. It's the best show on TV.

[stands2reason]

Marriage must be twice as fun.

I don't know about these guys, but my marriage is great. We will never split up. I told my DH, "The only way your getting out of this marriage is through your own death."

[woofer]

Prepare yourself in rappeling techniques and learn to operate a helicopter.

Learn how to blend in with local foliage. Practice how to get within 20 yards, undetected.

How's the search going, OJ?

Oh. Sorry, Laz. Thought OJ Simpson had hacked into your account.

[NYC GOP Chick]

OK!!!??? I don't think we want to go there. On second thought some here are probably doing Google searches on Johnny's name to get invited to his house.

That may be, but I can pretty much guarantee that it's not the women here who'll be looking to get an invite to Johnny's house. ;D

[NYC GOP Chick]

Is it me is the Heman Woman Hater's Club descending upon FR?

Nope. Not this time.

[cjshapi]

Your breakup story was a good one. How's this - I was once dumped in a hearse! That was a bad night.

[LisaMalia]

How's this - I was once dumped in a hearse! That was a bad night.

OK, you can't just put that out there and not give details!!!!

[LisaMalia]

LOL...they'd know if it ever did, huh?????

[NYC GOP Chick]

My dog never says, "What another gun?
Have you been seeing other dogs? What about our relationship? Do you have plans for OUR future?
You never tell me YOUR feelings!" etc.

How many backrubs have you gotten from your dog? How many orgasms? (On second thought, please *don't* tell us the answer that last one!)

[NYC GOP Chick]

groupies, or groupers? :)

[NYC GOP Chick]

Hell, YEAH! ;)

[GretchenEE]

When one person in a duet decides to exit (either gender), the author's principle is a good one: let them go and don't sit down to take the lashes given in the name of "explanation" but actually contrived to salve the leaver's conscience.

Most women feel a need "to explain." Most of it is hooey after they've found another guy. The couple stopped being a couple before the guy knew it. What's the use of trying to be reasonable and rational at that point? And yet I would not advocate mental cruelty, but rather, just accepting the declaration quickly and going on your way, head held up and looking ahead.

[AAABEST]

I've used something similar, and it does work rather well.

Maybe I'm screwed up but after High School I never got broken up over any woman. I have this ability to mentally flush them down the toilet when it's over.

That said without my wife I'd probably I'd probably die.

[LisaMalia]

Talk about a "bad date"..I just read this tidbit in our local paper....lol

Love-making leads to drug charges
A couple's amorous escapade Thursday evening led to a vehicle search by the Ross County Sheriff's Office and the arrest of one of the participants.
Anthony R. Martindale, 20, Greenfield, was arrested for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.
A Ross County deputy noticed a vehicle stopped in the middle of the 2000 block of Maple Grove Road rocking back and forth. He lit his cruiser lights and saw Martindale climb off a 20-year-old woman and both of them pull up their pants.
Martindale claimed the car was out of gas and the two got caught in the moment.
The deputy found marijuana and several pills in the car.

[tet68]

My dog,(the worlds smartest blue heeler) gives me more communication, more joy, more pride than one can imagine.
The only reason she keeps me is because she can't run the can opener.

[expatpat]

....as far as my name on one column and hers on the other

Maybe she was just preparing a score-card for a game of Scrabble! Maybe not.....

[cjshapi]

He actually was a great guy, but I liked him more than he liked me. I was driving a hearse (long story) because my car had been totaled (on April Fool's day no less). On our way out of our favorite watering hole he got this look on his face like he was constipated. The next words out of his mouth were "We gotta have a talk...".

Knowing this wasn't good I decided to further humiliate myself by inviting him into my vehicle to have the conversation. It's now one of my favorite getting dumped stories but at the time it was just pathetic.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Hey! I didn't think that I could still pass for 20!   ;)

Just kidding!

[NYC GOP Chick]

Whatever floats yer boat... ;)