[NYC GOP Chick]

My dog never says, "What another gun?
Have you been seeing other dogs? What about our relationship? Do you have plans for OUR future?
You never tell me YOUR feelings!" etc.

How many backrubs have you gotten from your dog? How many orgasms? (On second thought, please *don't* tell us the answer that last one!)

[tet68]

My dog,(the worlds smartest blue heeler) gives me more communication, more joy, more pride than one can imagine.
The only reason she keeps me is because she can't run the can opener.