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What to Do When Women Break Up With You.
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| 1/10/04
| Bernard Chapin
Posted on 01/10/2004 10:48:04 AM PST by gdogdaily
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01/10/2004 10:48:05 AM PST
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gdogdaily
To: gdogdaily
this was funny.
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01/10/2004 10:51:05 AM PST
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To: gdogdaily
And true!
To: gdogdaily
I've seen this used. Very effective.
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posted on
01/10/2004 10:57:38 AM PST
by
tortoise
(All these moments lost in time, like tears in the rain.)
To: gdogdaily
Happen to you a lot? :)
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posted on
01/10/2004 10:58:15 AM PST
by
NYpeanut
(gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, "Why did you lie to me?")
To: JennysCool
that's what I thought too.
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posted on
01/10/2004 10:58:18 AM PST
by
gdogdaily
To: NYpeanut
It has
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posted on
01/10/2004 10:58:58 AM PST
by
gdogdaily
To: gdogdaily
Gee, that’s too bad…[Look around a bit here] I really enjoyed sleeping with you…I mean, you know, your body’s awesome…[full smile now]…I’ll be sad to see that [insert her most attractive body part here] go.I'd stop there, shrug, shake my head sadly, then get up and go get a beer. Come back and not say another word till she leaves.
But over all, this was a masterpiece.
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:01:32 AM PST
by
wizardoz
("Crikey! I've lost my mojo!")
To: gdogdaily
Saving for the rainy day file....
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:02:01 AM PST
by
spoiler2
To: gdogdaily
My prescription: write out a list of all the things that were imperfect about her, and be happy she's gone. If you can't find anything to put on the list: grovel.
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:03:44 AM PST
by
expatpat
To: gdogdaily
pure genius.
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:04:04 AM PST
by
KantianBurke
(Don't Tread on Me)
To: wizardoz
yeah getting a beer is a good addition
To: gdogdaily
As I heard in some movie one time: "Sticks and stones can break your bones, but words do permanent damage."
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:07:36 AM PST
by
tdadams
To: wizardoz
Much more truth than fiction:)
To: wizardoz
Right, when you do this, you get your mojo BACK.
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:09:11 AM PST
by
tet68
To: gdogdaily
Cute article, and can apply to women in some ways as well.
My funniest breakup was when the man I had been seeing for almost a year had his EMPLOYEE (who is also a mutual friend) call me to tell me he didn't want to see me anymore. This came out of the blue, he had just showered me with Valentine's Day presents a couple of days before, then went out of town for the weekend.
I found out later he went back to his ex. Now he's her problem!!!!
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:09:32 AM PST
by
LisaMalia
(Buckeye Fan since birth!!)
To: gdogdaily
LOL
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:09:35 AM PST
by
GOPJ
To: wizardoz
All right! I think I might date one more liberal woman just so I can do this to her when she dumps me for voting Republican!
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01/10/2004 11:09:54 AM PST
by
nhoward14
(Everyone stop posting urban legends... especially the Target one!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: Sir Gawain
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"You, Gawain, are now a hero."
How much did this cost you?
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posted on
01/10/2004 11:10:35 AM PST
by
Sabertooth
(Eighteen solutions better than any Amnesty - http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1053318/posts)
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