[cjshapi]

He actually was a great guy, but I liked him more than he liked me. I was driving a hearse (long story) because my car had been totaled (on April Fool's day no less). On our way out of our favorite watering hole he got this look on his face like he was constipated. The next words out of his mouth were "We gotta have a talk...".

Knowing this wasn't good I decided to further humiliate myself by inviting him into my vehicle to have the conversation. It's now one of my favorite getting dumped stories but at the time it was just pathetic.

[LisaMalia]

Knowing this wasn't good I decided to further humiliate

Ohhhhhh, have I ever been THERE before! Not having the good sense to walk away with that last tiny shred of dignity, but actually trying to talk them into staying. Hopefully I'm a little older and wiser now. Definately older, at least!