What to Do When Women Break Up With You.

mensnewsdaily.com ^ | 1/10/04 | Bernard Chapin

[xsmommy]

ping, did you see this??

[lonevoice]

ROFL! Funny article.

This sentence, "Your thoughts of the future affected you like an IV full of cocaine" was particularly revealing. Regardless of your gender, if you're involved in a relationship that makes you feel like you're high on drugs...RUN!!

[rednek]

I must differ. If your woman leaves you, get a dog! The dog is always glad to see you. The dog doesn't care if you are early, late, don't come at all, or what condition you are in when you get there. The dog is always happy to see you!

regards - red

[FreedomSurge]

Now. If you see it coming that she is going to break up with you - preempt her. Give her the "Let's just be friends speech" first. For reasons, use the reasons she is going to give you. Wait about three weeks, she will be calling you every ten minutes.

[cyborg]

Is it me is the Heman Woman Hater's Club descending upon FR?

[dennisw]

Hehehe!

[JRios1968]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!

Where was this advice back in 1996?? It would have worked like a charm back then!

Let me write it down!

[LisaMalia]

Quite the contrary, I LOVE men! The way I look at it is, you've got male jerks and female jerks. I just happened to have dated some of the male ones. And some really good guys as well.

Here's a Seinfeld bit on women wanting "bad boys". This episode was hilarious!

"Interesting. She doesn't care for you, then a stern warning, suddenly a phone call. Seems Elaine's made you the bad boy. And Anna digs the bad boy."
"I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy."
"You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend..."
"Yes, yes..."
"The bad fiance, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk..."
"Okay, the point is made."
"The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... (looks at table as George exits) the bad tipper!"
- Jerry and George, in "The Little Kicks"

[Lazamataz]

What to do when a woman breaks up with you?

Sharpen, sharpen, sharpen. Nothing is worse than a dull edged weapon.

Make sure your weapons are clean and oiled. PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE.

Prepare yourself in rappeling techniques and learn to operate a helicopter.

Learn how to blend in with local foliage. Practice how to get within 20 yards, undetected.

[Lazamataz]

Quite the contrary, I LOVE men! The way I look at it is, you've got male jerks and female jerks. I just happened to have dated some of the male ones. And some really good guys as well.

I've got that whole bad-boy / good-boy thing workin'.

Don't I, cjshapi? :o)

[John Beresford Tipton]

"My prescription: write out a list of all the things that were imperfect about her."

My father taught me that in making a decision to take a large legal pad, draw a line down the center of it, and list the plusses in one column, and the minuses in the other.

Years later I came home one day to see true-love had just started two columns having only gotten as far as my name on one column and hers on the other. I knew I was cooked.

[Namyak]

So true it's scary... I was with the same girl for four, almost five years... then, four months ago, she breaks up with me, saying she needs some time to herself... well, time to herself seemed to involve time with a lowlife skate-rat... when I confronted her on her lie, things got a little heated, at which point she admitted she had cheated on me with no less than five individuals over the course of three years... if only I had read this article four months ago, alot of unpleasant happenings could have been avoided... oh well, you live and learn.

[Jack Black]

Laz,
Sometimes you totally crack me up.

[Jack Black]

Laz,
Sometimes you totally crack me up.

[LisaMalia]

You know I'm under your spell!!!!

[cjshapi]

Yes, you do Laz. And it suits you very well.

[riri]

With a lowlife skate-rat? Hw old was she, 13?

[GretchenEE]

You could go ballistic, you could yell, you could threaten her, even start balling, you could stalk her or even say that you’re going to kill yourself, but none of these options should be considered or enacted.

Did he mean, "bawling"?

[tet68]

My dog never says, "What another gun?
Have you been seeing other dogs? What about our relationship? Do you have plans for OUR future?
You never tell me YOUR feelings!" etc.

Oh yes, there was one that continually questioned me about my "commitment to OUR relationship". then she admitted she had slept with someone two weeks ago and they were getting married in a week! HHhhahahah!